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Funny & Morbid Sayings
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:16 am
by lgolem
Share some funny and or morbid sayings that you use or hear any.....I just heard this one and I crack up everytime I hear it...
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:52 am
by Potter
an all time new mean water low
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:05 am
by sam
siddhartha gautama when becoming enlightened after his meditation at the Bohdi tree - "there is suffering in everything"
truer words have never been spoken
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 11:08 am
by Potter
nahh thats just his turban chafing
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:42 pm
by hascoolnickname
ddr wut
Re: Funny & Morbid Sayings
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:12 pm
by danc1005
lgolem wrote:
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
That's only about 20 years old.
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:32 pm
by BeatmaniacIIDX
Down the road, not across the street.
Re: Funny & Morbid Sayings
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:42 pm
by hascoolnickname
dance1005 wrote:lgolem wrote:
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
That's only about 20 years old.
nah, theyre usually 13-17, then they grow out of it
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:04 am
by Riot
"Two in the pink, one in the stink"
-Jesus
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:21 am
by Original Sin
"Let there be light."
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:07 pm
by God Of Rock
Kids. Can't live with em, can't drown em in the bathtub.
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:22 pm
by Green Tea
"The only difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls is that you can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:25 pm
by Riot
"Nigga stole my bike"
-Martin Luther King Jr.
Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:48 pm
by SoDeepPolaris
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:36 pm
by hascoolnickname
Jesus poured the wine and said "This is my blood. Drink it in rememberance of me" Jesus then broke the beat and said "Amen brother"