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Funny & Morbid Sayings

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Share some funny and or morbid sayings that you use or hear any.....I just heard this one and I crack up everytime I hear it...

I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
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an all time new mean water low
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siddhartha gautama when becoming enlightened after his meditation at the Bohdi tree - "there is suffering in everything"


truer words have never been spoken
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nahh thats just his turban chafing
Riot wrote:My hair alone is like 5mb.
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ddr wut
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Re: Funny & Morbid Sayings

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lgolem wrote:
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
That's only about 20 years old.
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Down the road, not across the street.
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dance1005 wrote:
lgolem wrote:
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
That's only about 20 years old.
nah, theyre usually 13-17, then they grow out of it
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"Two in the pink, one in the stink"

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"Let there be light."
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Kids. Can't live with em, can't drown em in the bathtub.
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"Nigga stole my bike"

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Jesus poured the wine and said "This is my blood. Drink it in rememberance of me" Jesus then broke the beat and said "Amen brother"
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