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Science baffled!
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:15 pm
by Ebola Gay
For eons, mankind has had questions. Questions that resonate with the very soul. How did we get here? Is there a meaning to life? Is there a higher being? Philosophers and Scientists has long debated and researched these very questions since our species first rose from the wretched knuckles of the ape to the glorious triumph that is walking upright. But among these questions, there is one that many fear have no answer, and great thinkers everywere have finally given up, flinging their hands up in mental despondency. I'm talking, of course, of the one
true question:
What is Malictus's relation to Broadway/Movie/Televison star John Lithgow?
I mean, come on! Look at them! It doesn't make any sense! There is no natural reason! See for yourself!
Malictus
John Lithgow
Bustin' out da hawt jamz
WES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:56 pm
by God Of Rock
My brain a splode.
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:34 pm
by Mosh_Mosh_Revolution
That is....creepy. o_O
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:04 pm
by Bionix
Holly crap he does look like him!
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:27 pm
by SoDeepPolaris
John Lithgow secretly plays DDR, shhhhh.
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:31 pm
by Spazz
*pulls off "John's" wig*
And John Lithgow is actually!!!!!!!!
Jim?
Jim: And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids and your GIANT COCK!
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:49 pm
by Fagulous
Spazz wrote:*pulls off "John's" wig*
And John Lithgow is actually!!!!!!!!
Jim?
Jim: And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids and your GIANT COCK!
OMG GIANT COCK!! Where!? PICSPLZKAYTHNKSBY!!
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:41 pm
by mexican ninja
Fagulous wrote:Spazz wrote:*pulls off "John's" wig*
And John Lithgow is actually!!!!!!!!
Jim?
Jim: And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids and your GIANT COCK!
OMG GIANT COCK!! Where!? PICSPLZKAYTHNKSBY!!
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:10 pm
by Fagulous
mexican ninja wrote:Fagulous wrote:Spazz wrote:*pulls off "John's" wig*
And John Lithgow is actually!!!!!!!!
Jim?
Jim: And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids and your GIANT COCK!
OMG GIANT COCK!! Where!? PICSPLZKAYTHNKSBY!!
OMG HAWT!!! *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:26 pm
by mexican ninja
EDIT!!!
More cock!
And...short hair?
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:33 am
by malictus
Thanks Nick for making me laugh out loud in the middle of the library
I actually went into a convenience store once and had the person behind the counter think I WAS John Lithgow; I explained I wasn't but I'm still not sure that she believed me.
When I was younger I was also mistaken for Michael Stipe (going to school in Athens GA made this even funnier); I'll try to scrounge up a pic or two to post for comparison...
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:34 pm
by x5060
I just ordered Third rock from the sun season 1