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Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:37 am**

OK, so I was writing some firmware overnight (since that's normally when I work) and needed to pop register 4 off the stack. Well, that got me thinking:

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loop:   pop 4
        sjmp loop

Pop 4 Nonstop!

(OK, OK, about 3 people on here will get that, but I think it's funny!)

Discuss. (as required)

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:17 pm**

look i got the average player in basic form
10 PLAY "BUTTERFLY"
20 PLAY "Maxx"
30 GOTO 10

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:35 pm**

EEBKAC

Error Exists Between Keyboard And Chair

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:45 pm**

mmm oldie but a goodie

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cthread;
cthread_fork();
Fork, thread, fork!!

a good quote too:
"To know recursion, you must first know recursion"

Life Before the Computer

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

Posted: **Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:22 pm**

2 strings walk into a bar.

one string says "ill have a beer"
The other string says "I will toodslfffjs3246;[]]];`ioej wsghe/,.41o68]jsgm-we'a`"
And the other string says "Youll have to excuse my friend, he isnt null terminated"

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