Fat Merk DDR brags
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I mean, let's be real, a AAA is *really* emotionally only a AAA if its all perfects and marvs.
I AAA'd Moba Moga (7/30/2020)!
I AAA'd Moba Moga (7/30/2020)!

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Hey, if an official AC release wants to award me a AAA on double, I'll take what I can get.
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YOOOOOOOO CONGRATS OMG
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AAA'd Jam Jam Reggae (the good one from 3rd mix)
AAA'd www.blondegirl (lmao phpBB you always turning this song into a link)
Still can't fucking AA The Legend of Max and I'm not even touching PSMH or PSMO.
I'm almost officially under 200 pounds!
AAA'd www.blondegirl (lmao phpBB you always turning this song into a link)
Still can't fucking AA The Legend of Max and I'm not even touching PSMH or PSMO.
I'm almost officially under 200 pounds!

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ugh I need to get a pad and de-fat
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Yeah I've accepted the fact that I can't do cardio and work out like a normal person and the only way I'll stop being fat is to not eat shitty and play 90 minutes of DDR a work day. As soon as my knees go I'm gonna be so fucked
Anyway I AAA'd Trip Machine (Luv Mix)
Anyway I AAA'd Trip Machine (Luv Mix)

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This is exactly my thought process, I keep telling myself I'm gunna start going for bike rides or walks but woops it's been 5 years and I never did that oopsie! Meanwhile I actually WANT to play ddr and miss doing so, I think the peak of indyddr weekend meets in ~2006 I was in the best shape of my life and didn't even realize it. I probably could have just ran full speed for 2 miles and not even break a sweat, now I'm out of breath eating a meatball sub I don't like being an adultMerk wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 5:42 pm Yeah I've accepted the fact that I can't do cardio and work out like a normal person and the only way I'll stop being fat is to not eat shitty and play 90 minutes of DDR a work day. As soon as my knees go I'm gonna be so fucked
Anyway I AAA'd Trip Machine (Luv Mix)
So anyway yeah I'm gunna pick up a pad
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AAA'd Trip Machine! It took me like 20 tries lol but whatever sometimes you gotta brute force stuff to break the AAA dry spell

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hellllll yaMerk wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:05 pm AAA'd Trip Machine! It took me like 20 tries lol but whatever sometimes you gotta brute force stuff to break the AAA dry spell
Riot wrote:My hair alone is like 5mb.
Merk wrote:Badyyyyy.. wanna go fiiiish? wanna go.... fiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIsh?? Wanna go fishin'?!?!?! Him's a Badyyyy
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But did you do the spin?
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Alas, I did not
I would have loved to have gotten a swag AAA but I just slammed my feet to the beat! I try to do turns as little as possible, I tend to PA better when facing the screen and really stomping out my steps.
With that being said, I finally AAA'd Twilight Zone! I've played this song at least once a session since like June and I always fucked up something and got a great. Not today though! One for the good guys. Shout outs to Mortal Kombat!

With that being said, I finally AAA'd Twilight Zone! I've played this song at least once a session since like June and I always fucked up something and got a great. Not today though! One for the good guys. Shout outs to Mortal Kombat!

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AAA'd 20, November
On November 20th! I have a little post-AAA shout out video on my phone but I don't know how video web hosting works anymore. I suppose I could make a private YouTube video or something. Y'all should follow me on Snapchat I post all my AAAs there as they happen!
On November 20th! I have a little post-AAA shout out video on my phone but I don't know how video web hosting works anymore. I suppose I could make a private YouTube video or something. Y'all should follow me on Snapchat I post all my AAAs there as they happen!

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Welp! Fell off the wagon there for the little bit and didn't play for ahhhh about two months. It's hard to do this shit around the holidays! Plus everything is grey and shitty out all the time and it puts me in a seasonal depression funk.
But hey, new year, new me, old DDR. Started playing again this week and AAA'd Sana Mollete Ne Ente! I love being able to snag a AAA after a long break. I'm fat as fuck again and out of shape but I'm workin on it. I'm going to try and get Orion .78 (AMeuro mix) next or maybe Holic
But hey, new year, new me, old DDR. Started playing again this week and AAA'd Sana Mollete Ne Ente! I love being able to snag a AAA after a long break. I'm fat as fuck again and out of shape but I'm workin on it. I'm going to try and get Orion .78 (AMeuro mix) next or maybe Holic
