Repent you sins in the name of God..and the discussion of it

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:32 pm

Come on guys,

You know you've made Jesus cry.

But don't worry, you can still get into the kingdom of heaven!

Just admit your sins publicly, right here! And Jesus will love you agian.

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:34 pm

I clicked on this topic.

Mei-Mei · Post by **Mei-Mei** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:39 pm

Is this serious?

>_>;;

I'm sure someone is bound to find it offensive, stupid, or both.

Cheese.

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:41 pm

Mei-Mei wrote:Is this serious?

No It's not serious!

It's called "Being Sarcastic."

And in the end, isn't that our only real sin?

Mei-Mei · Post by **Mei-Mei** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:42 pm

Grubb wrote:
Mei-Mei wrote:Is this serious?
No It's not serious!

It's called "Being Sarcastic."

And in the end, isn't that our only real sin?

So the point of this thread is...................................

..........................................?

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:43 pm

Mei-Mei wrote:So the point of this thread is.......?

The point is.... errr....

Shut up! That's the point

Quick, GoR, post a funny picture.

Fujiwara Bunta · Post by **Fujiwara Bunta** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:44 pm

Grubb wrote:
Mei-Mei wrote:So the point of this thread is.......?
The point is.... errr....

Shut up! That's the point

Quick, GoR, post a funny picture.

You are fucking useless. Quit posting useless shit & go back into hiding. I swear, you ASK to be flamed.

flamebaiter.

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:48 pm

Grubb wrote:
Mei-Mei wrote:Is this serious?
No It's not serious!

It's called "Being Sarcastic."

And in the end, isn't that our only real sin?

No. Not in the least.

O Lord, forgive me for I have sinned.

Wallowing in sin, I have committed these transgressions
against you:

I cheat on my taxes
I wish all children under 10 dropped dead
I want MTV to explode
I berate:
Men
Women
Children
Pets
The homeless
The rich
The poor
Black people
White people
Green people
Greenpeace
Hippies
Stoners
Drug Addicts
Fat people
Skinny people
The dumb
The smart
The inbetweeners
Ving Rhames

I have 42 disembowled hookers in my trunk
I voted for Bush
I attended public school
I use your name in vain approximately 22, 462, 885 times a day
I throw change at the elderly
I like pie
I think you are an 8-legged Chromatic Dragon
If you are the thing above, I plan on slaying you
and taking your dragon pearls.
dsfiah9ua3wh r80932hr oin sofdf

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:53 pm

God Of Rock wrote:O Lord, forgive me for I have sinned.

Wallowing in sin, I have committed these transgressions
against you:

I cheat on my taxes
I wish all children under 10 dropped dead
I want MTV to explode
I berate:
Men
Women
Children
Pets
The homeless
The rich
The poor
Black people
White people
Green people
Greenpeace
Hippies
Stoners
Drug Addicts
Fat people
Skinny people
The dumb
The smart
The inbetweeners
Ving Rhames

I have 42 disembowled hookers in my trunk
I voted for Bush
I attended public school
I use your name in vain approximately 22, 462, 885 times a day
I throw change at the elderly
I like pie
I think you are an 8-legged Chromatic Dragon
If you are the thing above, I plan on slaying you
and taking your dragon pearls.
dsfiah9ua3wh r80932hr oin sofdf

Fear not, Child...

For Jesus has herd your sins...

Now, let me hit you really hard in the forehead for some reason, then you'll be truely healed my son!

SoDeepPolaris · Post by **SoDeepPolaris** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:55 pm

I'm an atheist.

Your thread is meaningless to me.

SirPhobos · Post by **SirPhobos** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:57 pm

Mei-Mei wrote:Is this serious?

>_>;;

I'm sure someone is bound to find it offensive, stupid, or both.

Cheese.

Both!

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:58 pm

God loves you anyway, and in the end, he will love you so much that he will banish you to the eternal pit of damnable fire! Mua ha ha ha!
Actually, you're probably better off. A lot less complicated.

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:59 pm

SoDeepPolaris wrote:I'm an atheist.

Your thread is meaningless to me.

hahahah, Same here, but I don't try to be a hardcore religion elitist.

Grubb, you can be my god for now, haha.

I stole my math teacher's mountain Dew and said I didn't.

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:00 pm

Original Sin wrote:God loves you anyway, and in the end, he will love you so much that he will banish you to the eternal pit of damnable fire! Mua ha ha ha!
Actually, you're probably better off. A lot less complicated.

Haha, he won't do that now.

He confessed, remember?

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As for my sins?

Hmm...

welp, pretty much all of them,

Most of them anyway.

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:04 pm

Potter wrote:Grubb, you can be my god for now, haha.

Potter,

You now my son/ The Massiah.

I'm gonna get Casey to temp you a bunch, and then let the Canadians nail you to a block of wood for being different.