Stepmania

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I've been thinking about how terrible StepMania is lately, and I figured this might be a good place to start up a discussion. I think we can all agree it's a spaghetti coded, poorly implemented, generally POS turd of software application that doesn't do what it's supposed to do. When it isn't crashing, it is a very poor substitute for the real thing. Even the built in editor is too clunky to use.

What other faults can you guys help me add to my list?
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I wouldn't know since I don't play it anymore. So if I do bad on this song that's why.
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The way it was engineered, it's a wonder anyone ever played it to begin with.
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Fluffyumpkins wrote:engineered
You keep using that word. I do not think you know what it means.

I think the word you are looking for is "grown", or perhaps "thrown against a wall and scraped off", but I guess that's more of a phrase.
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I use openITG so I don't really know what you're talking about
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MonMotha wrote:
Fluffyumpkins wrote:engineered
You keep using that word. I do not think you know what it means.

I think the word you are looking for is "grown", or perhaps "thrown against a wall and scraped off", but I guess that's more of a phrase.
If anything, it's more like horribly mutated!
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DAVE101 wrote:I use openITG so I don't really know what you're talking about
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dancingames r 4 lozerz.
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I want to be the biggest loser!
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Ho wrote:I want to be the biggest loser!
This is the motivation we need to beat beat.
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To beat beat this shit right again?
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Stepmania is open source so if you're angry about the way it's coded, grown, horribly mutated, thrown against the wall and scrapped off, or engineered then you can change it! Richard Stallman died for your sins!

It is more fun to bitch about something than to give it praise (lolol Supernova) so yeah fuck Stepmania and the furry that wrote it.
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Merk wrote:Stepmania is open source so if you're angry about the way it's coded, grown, horribly mutated, thrown against the wall and scrapped off, or engineered then you can change it!
This from the guy that uses Windows. Nuff said.
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Desktop Linux is fucking trash for anything that isn't development. You may not be able to run Windows on a toaster or on your computer from 1992 but at least I won't have to wait 5 years for some Scandinavian kid to write a really, really shitty knock off of some app that I could have paid for and enjoyed when it first came out.

I'm just saying, if something breaks in Linux and you're not MonMotha then good fucking luck trying to figure out the problem on your own or by digging through forums that are more than likely not going to be in English.

But hey at least it's free, just like Stepmania, and there is certainly something to be said for that.
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Merk wrote:Desktop Linux is fucking trash for anything that isn't development. You may not be able to run Windows on a toaster or on your computer from 1992 but at least I won't have to wait 5 years for some Scandinavian kid to write a really, really shitty knock off of some app that I could have paid for and enjoyed when it first came out.

I'm just saying, if something breaks in Linux and you're not MonMotha then good fucking luck trying to figure out the problem on your own or by digging through forums that are more than likely not going to be in English.

But hey at least it's free, just like Stepmania, and there is certainly something to be said for that.
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