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Stupidest song lyric ever

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:30 pm
by malictus
Just pick one....

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:20 pm
by Potter
pigeon

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:27 pm
by King of Bondage
"Down in the basement, they got lace whips" - Tonedeff - Shag

It's not stupid...It's just gay...

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:06 pm
by SirPhobos
Proof that music is going down the shitter on a daily basis:

Black Eyed Peas wrote: What you gon' do wit all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do wit all the ass
All that ass inside those jeans.
I'ma make make make make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do wit all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:15 pm
by Mosh_Mosh_Revolution
I don't think that the Shakira lyric is supposed to be taken literally. :roll:

When I hear it, I think that she's happy her breasts are small so that the guy she's after (and guys in general) doesn't make a huge deal about them.

Obviously, it's a figurative statement. The same thing applies to earlier in the song when she says her lips spill kisses like a fountain. Her lips obviously aren't flooding out kisses. She's just generous with the one she loves.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:48 pm
by Original Sin
Still, singing about ones breasts is rather....well, stupid.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:28 pm
by sam
tap on my window knock on my door
i want to make you feel beautiful



how self centered can you be?! shit!

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:34 pm
by Mosh_Mosh_Revolution
Original Sin wrote:Still, singing about ones breasts is rather....well, stupid.
There are a lot of stupid things to be singing about. And when you're doing it figuratively (when a lot of the rest of the song is about her comparing her body to other things anyway), it's not so stupid.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:47 pm
by Original Sin
It's better than the damn hump song, but still not scoring too high on the billboard of lyrical skill.

System of a Down's 'Lonely Day' kinda irks me, too. the line 'the most lonliest day of my life,' always throws me off.
I don't mind the rest of the song, but that one just kinda... I dunno, it would flow better as 'the lonlinest day of my life,' and sound a tad more professional to boot.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:19 pm
by XeroCi
http://normand1.ytmnd.com/

This is the worst ever.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:47 pm
by malictus
Original Sin wrote:System of a Down's 'Lonely Day' kinda irks me, too. the line 'the most lonliest day of my life,' always throws me off.
I don't mind the rest of the song, but that one just kinda... I dunno, it would flow better as 'the lonlinest day of my life,' and sound a tad more professional to boot.
I think that song is sorta tongue-in-cheek (at least I hear it that way), so I guess that grammatical problem doesn't bug me too much. But I always get thrown off by the line 'seven years has gone so fast' in that Green Day song, because I want him to say 'seven years HAVE gone so fast'.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:50 pm
by lgolem
Ok....all those who play PiU will agree with me on this one....THE WORST SONG EVER...Lyrics the song in general.....THE WORST SONG EVER..............Hate by BanYa

Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:38 pm
by gasflame
Got my vans on but they look like sneakers....-the pack

Do yo chain hang low, Do it wobble to da flo, Do it shine in da light, Iz it platinum, iz it gold? Could you throw it ova ya shoulda,If you hot it make you cold, Do ya chain hang low? -Jibbs


They're running out of things to rap about...

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:06 am
by Mosh_Mosh_Revolution
The lyrics to the Vans song suck, but...I can't change the station when I'm listening to it. o_o Even when I'm thinking of how lame the lyrics are... x_x

Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:52 am
by Original Sin
gasflame wrote: They're running out of things to rap about...
They havn't rapped about anything good in many years.