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Jesus was not the son of GOD...Proof.

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:39 am
by Fagulous
No indeed he wasn't, but he did have powers, because he was a mutant just like the X-men.

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But not just any normal mutant he was a rare special omnimutant, meaning he had several special ablities instead of 1 or 2 like most mutants.

The whole bread and fishes thing? That's just simple Multiplicity, just like Multiple Man Jamie Maddox.

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But you say well he healed the blind and leppars surely that must be the power of God, pfft hardly. He had healing powers sane as Xian
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But Fagulous you ask, "He came back from the dead how could he not be the son of God?"

To this I laugh at you
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Just what freaking X-man hasn't come back from the dead? Well okay there was a couple but they usually come back in a couple of years, or months or in the case of Wolverine a couple of minutes.

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He had several other powers as well but pfft, I can't remember the name of every single supporting mutant, nobody cares about them anyway.

So there you go using some simple research I've completely refuted Christianity.

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:09 pm
by Green Tea
If you were a woman I'd want you to have my babies

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:16 pm
by FLAKK
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:37 pm
by Fagulous
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I must of missed that episode. :P I don't Really watch TV anymore sans Youtube.

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:16 pm
by Original Sin
Fucking win.

Oh oh, do Muhammed! (sp, teehee)

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:27 pm
by Arka
Entertaining. Not, as I'm sure you realized, very original - this idea has been joked about before, and has also been alluded to seriously in one or two novels.

Now that I've been a party-pooper, I thought the delivery was four stars. My favorite line was,
Fagulous wrote:But Fagulous you ask, "He came back from the dead how could he not be the son of God?"

To this I laugh at you
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Just what freaking X-man hasn't come back from the dead?

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:29 pm
by malictus
Original Sin wrote:Fucking win.

Oh oh, do Muhammed! (sp, teehee)
Don't forget L Ron Hubbard too :lol:

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:43 pm
by Fagulous
Oh man a D from potter?

I must be losing my touch. :o

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:44 pm
by Fagulous
Oh and as for the miracle birth, pfft The Virgin Mary was a mutant too. Her power? Immaculate Conception!!! The lamest superpower evar. Absolutily useless in a battle. But if she can keep churning out super babies she does have some use.

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:45 pm
by Arka
malictus wrote:
Original Sin wrote:Fucking win.

Oh oh, do Muhammed! (sp, teehee)
Don't forget L Ron Hubbard too :lol:
L. Ron Hubbard = Sidon from Crimson. Intelligent, creative, charismatic... sociopath. :wink:

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:39 am
by danc1005
PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2 : CRUCIFY THIS

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Eh, I know everybody's seen that episode, but I felt it had to be mentioned.
I love Family Guy's cartoon depiction of Jesus XD.

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:18 am
by SoDeepPolaris
I don't know about a mutant, but he IS an u83r h4x0r.

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God I love bringing my originals out whenever I can.

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:33 pm
by Arka
dance1005 wrote:PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2 : CRUCIFY THIS

Eh, I know everybody's seen that episode, but I felt it had to be mentioned.
I love Family Guy's cartoon depiction of Jesus XD.
What episode of what? :wink:

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 9:34 am
by danc1005
Arka wrote:
dance1005 wrote:PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2 : CRUCIFY THIS

Eh, I know everybody's seen that episode, but I felt it had to be mentioned.
I love Family Guy's cartoon depiction of Jesus XD.
What episode of what? :wink:
I'm not sure if I should answer because of the emoticon...but I will anyway.

"North by North Quahog" of Family Guy.

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:49 pm
by Potter
Fagulous wrote:Oh man a D from potter?

I must be losing my touch. :o
nothing personal, you just made fun of the one subject i care about.