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Well I feel I've known you guys for a while but I feel like I need to get this off my chest.

Over the years I could tell that I was different from all the other kids. I first noticed it in elementary school. One kid was bullying another, and I really had deep feelings for him. You could say that he hurt me more than he hurt the other kid. Over the years I had many experiences such as this one. I've seen kittens stuck in trees and cried for hours when I couldn't do anything to help them. I've seen old ladies trying to cross the street, but the light just changes to darn fast. I went home and didn't know what to do with myself that day, I just had the strangest emotions. For the longest time I didn't know how to interpret these feelings, or what I should do about them. I've now decidided that I just have to come forward and tell you all about it. Yes, for the past few years I have been leading a double life. As many of you may have guessed, I am a superhero. Now that I've accepted the fact that I'm different I can help little kids on the playground, get kittens out of trees, and help old ladies across the street. I hope you all can accept me for who I am and we can still be friends. Unless you're Chuck Norris, you still owe me three dollars.

*starts a slow clap*

well now you can come over here and help with a blowjob


















JAYKAY

I to have had such feelings. but for me it has been that i am the one beating up the kids at school. i am the one switching the lights on the streets todarn fast, and i am also esponcible for having a cat climbing oover me while i type this agh ! but i also like to put kittys in trees and slaping babies. it seems that i have been living the life of a super evil dude and i will continue to be this way. but i understand your saying. i hope we meet soon on the battle field to fight eachother to se who si superior

Well the first step to dealing with your problems is admitting you have one. Good job, HCNN. We're proud of you.

hascoolnickname wrote: I hope you all can accept me for who I am and we can still be friends.

Never. I'm the biggest Superherophobe in Fort Wayne.

Green Tea wrote:*starts a slow clap*

HE STOLE MY MOMENT *TACKLES GREEN TEA*

.....that is off a movie of some sort where this guy kept making slow claps at the wrong moments and then at the perfect moment someone else claps for him and they gets mad and all.

lgolem wrote:

Green Tea wrote:*starts a slow clap*

HE STOLE MY MOMENT *TACKLES GREEN TEA*

.....that is off a movie of some sort where this guy kept making slow claps at the wrong moments and then at the perfect moment someone else claps for him and they gets mad and all.

Not Another Teen Movie.

lol "how will i know the right time???" "oh you will know"

i dont think that there ever was the slow clap moment in the movie....

hascoolnickname wrote: Unless you're Chuck Norris, you still owe me three dollars.

This is my myspace. And I didn't just change it now lol it's been like that for a few months. So I guess I owe you $3. Damn it.

-Dan

Edit: P.S. That's MR. Chuck Norris to you.

Double post! Shit, dude, I totally thought you were gay until about 2/3 of the way through the first post.

-Dan

oh hes gay, but everyone already knew that. the superhero thing is the real kicker

When I first read the title, I thought "Umm I thought he already was out of the closet." lol

Anyway Ha ha funny.

Fagulous wrote:When I first read the title, I thought "Umm I thought he already was out of the closet." lol

Don't worry, my West Civ. teacher also thinks I'm gay.