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You know you're ghetto when......

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:22 pm
by The X
As a conter for Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a Redneck", and for an express of relief from the past "Circle City Classic", I've decided to come up with this thing that's been done many times, but gets funnier everytime I see it.

I'll begin, then people can add them when they think of some.

You know you're ghetto when you're car's Wheels cost more than the car.

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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:33 pm
by seveneleven
you know your ghetto when your teeth cost more then your car + wheels xD

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:21 pm
by djfooboo
EAST SIDE!

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:02 pm
by TheVaulting1
when your shoes our from a powerline

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:03 pm
by TheVaulting1
when your shoes are off of a powerline

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:04 pm
by The X
djfooboo wrote:EAST SIDE!
Congradulations. You're Ghetto. :P

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:26 pm
by hascoolnickname
When you lean back instead of adjusting the rearview mirror

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:48 pm
by Riot
When you're from the ghetto.

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:08 pm
by Fagulous
When you see a Churches Chicken?

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:10 am
by Queefer
if others (who speak the same language) don't know what u r saying

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:42 am
by Bionix
When you wear a hat sideways! Evry time i see that the person has always looked like a retard.

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:19 am
by The X
Fagulous wrote:When you see a Churches Chicken?
You forgot the Liquor Store, the Chinese Resturant, and the Check Cashing place, all living on the same street. :lol:

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:38 am
by God Of Rock
You know you're white when you walk by a group of
black people and they're talking about their 'baby girl' or
'baby boy' and what they're gonna do to said person
when they get home.

And then you wonder why most black people are pedophiles.

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:25 am
by Original Sin
You know you're ghetto when I shoot you in the head, and then kick your lifeless corpse for good measure.

Shouldn't have touched my car, G. :roll:

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:27 am
by Potter
When you take the battery out of the smoke detector for your beeper.

*insert picture of house burning down*