[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

[Fluffyumpkins]

Haedouken-senpuuuuken.

[Riot]

http://ca.gizmodo.com/5802712/this-is-not-a-painting

neato

random fact #1: this thread has a very round amount of posts and views at just about 9000 and exactly 120,000 views.

random fact #2: the guest on last night's Daily Show said "unctuous"

[Merk]

Why do you submit yourself to left-wing pandering and propaganda? Everything is biased. The world is a vampire. Die alone.

[Fluffyumpkins]

I get really annoyed when Riot won't post until the late afternoon. I'm usually done spamming this board by that time, but if I want to troll Riot I need to spend even more time online. FML.

[Merk]

Yeah I know, it sucks. I always look forward to his posts but it sucks having to wait until 3pm to see what messages he's going to use to manipulate our thought processes.

In the meantime I've been studying my 613 commandments of Jewish law.

http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/source/rambam613.html

DA RAMBAM

[Merk]

N234 Not demanding payment from a debtor known unable to pay

N235 Not lending at interest

How are these laws? Jews literally base their entire lives on these two principles. Chad, please explain.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Jewish law commands I moderate your post, but I won't do it. Now they're after both of us. We have to get out of here.

[Merk]

I've learned there is no escaping the Illuminati. I accept my inevitable crucifixion upon the hill of Golgotha.

But for real how are these Jewish laws? No Jew would go in to banking and we all know that's a farce.

[Riot]

Why do you submit yourself to left-wing pandering and propaganda? Everything is biased. The world is a vampire. Die alone.

Because it's funny and I like it when Stewart and Colbert manipulate and undermine all the Fox News dumby dumbs. I get really annoyed I can't post either but I have a big boy job and don't get to have any fun anymore.

AHKAYDU GO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yjv3EVE ... e=youtu.be

[Merk]

After being surrounded by furries and cartoons all weekend it was really unsettling coming back to the real world. I'm bringing it back:

THINGS I SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS WEEKEND:

- Not spend money
- Eat healthy
- Exercise
- Get my oil changed
- Cook a dinner
- Pet my kitties
- Ascend into Heaven

THINGS I DIDN'T DO THIS WEEKEND:

- Not spend money
- Eat healthy
- Exercise
- Get my oil changed
- Cook a dinner
- Pet my kitties
- Ascend into Heaven

WHAT I ENDED UP DOING:

- Getting talked into going to an anime convention
- Eating nothing but pizza
- Spending a shit ton more money than I cared to
- Dealt with a lot of awkward people being loud for attention
- Surrounded myself with internet memes, animes characters, fat people, and furries
- Listened to a lot of really good J-Core
- Stood in line of hours
- Got creeped the fucked out
- Tolerated pedophilia
- Told some kid on drugs to fuck off
- Winning money through betting with Chad and Jason Dread
- Consuming alcohol
- Sleeping on a couch (no surprise there)
- Paying money to play Drummania 5th mix when I could play a better mix for free at home
- Played Technika 2 and thoroughly enjoying it
- Watched a dude with no arms play Marvel vs Capcom 3
- Not see Brian Ho
- Not see my heebie Seth
- Envied the 40-somethings who did not understand what anime was
- Got in a lengthy text conversation with my main man Rico
- Tried to get a ripped black guy laid (I never thought I would ever have to do this) and failing
- Got ripped off on literally every purchase I made
- Shook my head at least five times an hour
- Explained why wind energy is inefficient
- Took a big dump
- Watched 16 year-olds vomit while waiting in line
- Saw a line for Final Fantasy porn wrap around a building
- Witnessed people who were incredibly self-removed from society
- Watched Chad's laptop fall out of a car and crash onto the interstate at 70 miles an hour
- Watched people with normal lives harbor their utter contempt
- Didn't view a single frame of anime

[chocobojoe]

Why did you throw Chad's laptop out of the car?

[Merk]

It fell!

[Fluffyumpkins]

I'm posting on it nowã«é╘á.↔ ÷ñ┼§Þjó

[Riot]

What, did Chad play a videogame on his laptop? Usually that provokes throwing.

[Fluffyumpkins]

What, did Chad play a videogame on his laptop? Usually that provokes throwing.

I'm going to throw you out of the plane on the way to Evo.