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Haha there is no way Brennon plays Magic the Gathering that would directly work against his journey to bang chicks with no self-respect

Merk wrote:Haha there is no way Brennon plays Magic the Gathering that would directly work against his journey to bang chicks with no self-respect

Brennon plays Magic, DDR/Stepmania, Final Fantasy, MMOs, etc. though not nearly as much as we used to. He got more bro-y in college, but we are still pretty nerdy. When not around females and beer he is much more like me.

Merk wrote:Joe I am so sorry I'm sure bringing your personal life onto the Indiana Dance Dance Revolution web portal is not kosher

what?

I'm not Jewish.

Could have fooled me!

Anyway, since I started working different hours I was balls tired when I got off work. I was nodding off while playing video games so I decided to take an hour nap at 8pm.

I ended up straight up sleeping from 8pm to 6:30am. Best night of sleep I've ever gotten but holy shit I feel like I've been here at work forever since there's been no free time between yesterday and today.

OH GOD! I NEEDS HELP INDY DIDDER CIRCLEJERKERS! I GOTS A GUBUMENT FINAL IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS AND I FORGOT TO STUDY!!!!

Pray tell which subject of government are we talking about here? Just straight up government?

As long as it's just generic "Government" class you should be able to B.S. your way through pretty easy but if it's the dreaded "Political Science" then it was probably more work than it's worth in the first place.

Yeah if they ask you for your opinion on something on the test just agree with the professor and you're guaranteed a B at least.

Don't ever, ever disagree with the professor. The best case scenario, no matter how well you write and support your opinion, is a B. Yeah your professor is never probably going to personally read what you write on your test but the assistant instructors probably have the same mindset as the professor so you're still boned. Parrot whatever they tell you and don't bother thinking, that's why the university system is one big democrat factory - it's simply easier to agree with your left-leaning professors, pass the class, and go back to drinking than it is to put out effort.

College is not about learning, it's about playing the game. That's why you have kids who never, ever go to class other than test days; they've learned how to play the game and get by without having to do shit other than memorizing the powerpoint slides before the tests. Fuck, half of my tests, mainly for my business classes, allowed you to print off and bring the powerpoint slides in with you.

Other than that just select the most politically correct answer. If its a multiple choice test on factual shit like dates or who did what then you just have to memorize that stuff and promptly forget it after the test.

EDIT: roflrofl better fix them typos to prove i have a college degree

http://www.txtmania.com/messages/lovenotes2.php

I really like sending these text messages to people.

If had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".

I have no idea what this is trying to say but hot DAMN does it get you laid

It was a Political Science class, and while the instructor did a good job of instructing, his exams are notoriously difficult to the point where I was one of the very few people going into the final with an A. Also, Merk is indeed right that in many cases some political slant does tend to happen, in this class though it surprisingly didn't.

"nvr n my lyf hav i knwn sum1 as spcl as u r. 8's bcoz i can only c u wid my heart...n wat i c is a beautiful prson hu i wont c anywer else bt jst n u."

I like how "beautiful" is the only polysyllabic word in this entire mess of text jargon that's written in plain English. I can't even understand half of what's being said here.

And since when did food brought up into the mouth by a ruminating animal from its first stomach to be chewed again become synonymous with the verb "could?"

You... You mean cud?

I think there's a distinct difference between could and cud.