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Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:56 pm
by WhiteDragon
On that note... .192.0 this morning.
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:09 pm
by Riot
Fluffyumpkins wrote:Merk wrote:Riot, I don't think you understand how awful it was to sleep in the original shitty Seth Rosen bed that I had when I first moved to 505.
Look, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better everyone in the world has put their fanny someplace where a bone session took place. I don't want to think about how many times you and Meggers tried to get preggers in the Marvel Room but I take it as a fact of life and live with it.
I want to buy a onesie for babby Underwood that says, "It's Mahvel Baby!" Cause the babby was born of foot dives and secret moves.
omg PLEASE find this onesie or make it with one of those custom clothing websites. That'd be awesome. It'd be a good addition to the Level 1 Human one with the D&D stats. Man I gotta get to havin' babies.
Merk wrote:Riot, I don't think you understand how awful it was to sleep in the original shitty Seth Rosen bed that I had when I first moved to 505.
Look, I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better everyone in the world has put their fanny someplace where a bone session took place. I don't want to think about how many times you and Meggers tried to get preggers in the Marvel Room but I take it as a fact of life and live with it.
Even if I had an uncomfortable bed I still wouldn't go secretly sleep in someone else's bed and bone on his floor! That's so weird.
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:13 pm
by Merk
Forbidden love making is seriously the best gift one can give to themselves. It was so wrong but it felt so right.
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:24 am
by Fluffyumpkins
WhiteDragon wrote:On that note... .192.0 this morning.
Tim was looking pretty good last night. Matter of fact, he lookin' like a meal. He lookin' like breakfast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3RjV3wzV4
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:11 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
Last week before the contest is o-v-a over. Can you drop a pound or two? All it takes is a 3,500 calorie deficit per pound.
Two-Liter of coke? 800 calories.
Mc Donalds small fries? 230 calories.
Donut? 260 calories.
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:17 pm
by SoDeepPolaris
Fluffyumpkins wrote:WhiteDragon wrote:On that note... .192.0 this morning.
Tim was looking pretty good last night. Matter of fact, he lookin' like a meal. He lookin' like breakfast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3RjV3wzV4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo4Sqt2Bmag
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:55 am
by WhiteDragon
Fluffyumpkins wrote:Last week before the contest is o-v-a over. Can you drop a pound or two?
Nope.
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 7:20 am
by Merk
I ate a bunch of eggs, chili, and apples yesterday. My farts have been fucking HORRIFIC and nonstop for almost 24 hours now.
I hardcore lost this contest or whatever by the way. I'm pretty sure I gained like 5 pounds!
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:58 am
by SoDeepPolaris
Fat or phat.
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:10 am
by Merk
Fat. Straight up fat.
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:04 pm
by Amp Divorax
Merk wrote:Fat. Straight up fat.
You aren't fat, you are realizing that being manorexic is a bad idea and decided to regain your super sumo powah!
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:38 pm
by Merk
That's funny
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 4:06 pm
by DAVE101
NOT
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:23 pm
by Potter
round 1
fight
Re: Merk I'm calling you out
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:23 pm
by Potter
