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Fluffyumpkins wrote:Apparently Brian gives Merk shots now?.

So I guess now there's a drinking game element to this event.

Brian it's okay you can say the word "shit" on the internet. Brian, alcohol is not allowed in your home there will be no drinking.

So should we set a tentative date for this event on the 16th of July?

Merk wrote:Brian, alcohol is not allowed in your home there will be no drinking.

It's not?

The 16th is a possibility. Let me get back with you.

Correct. No one that I have seen has gotten sloshed at your abode nor have I heard any stories. Um, although the occasional sip of wine or light beer may have been consumed at your place of living, I do believe that there has been nary a tipsy tot.

However, the grapevine has been telling me that that is starting to change. oooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooo~~~

Merk wrote:Correct. No one that I have seen has gotten sloshed at your abode nor have I heard any stories. Um, although the occasional sip of wine or light beer may have been consumed at your place of living, I do believe that there has been nary a tipsy tot.

However, the grapevine has been telling me that that is starting to change. oooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooo~~~

Brian's just waiting to pull out the beer bongs and vodka luge.

Merkler Vs. Ho

Who trollin' mo hard?!

Merk wrote:Correct. No one that I have seen has gotten sloshed at your abode nor have I heard any stories. Um, although the occasional sip of wine or light beer may have been consumed at your place of living, I do believe that there has been nary a tipsy tot.

However, the grapevine has been telling me that that is starting to change. oooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooo~~~

I would not expect nor encourage anyone to actually get sloshed at my place, but it's not like my place has ever been completely dry. Rather, several gatherings/parties have been dry by my request because underage folks were present. As we all get older (and fatter), this practice has been relaxed.

Also, light beer is shit.

No I agree, I'm a Woodchuck man myself, there's nothing like a fruity cider beer to satisfy my insatiable need for sugar and beer. I also like Guiness because the darker the beer the better it tastes. Fuck IPAs.

Brian let's all get drunk and have weird sexual escapades at your house.

Merk wrote: Brian let's all get drunk and have weird sexual escapades at your house.

Merk you are a good internetter.

Merk wrote:Brian let's all get drunk and have weird sexual escapades at your house.

I could enjoy an adult beverage with you, but I'm not really interested in hopping on the drunk bandwagon. As for the sexual escapades...it *is* The Ho-House after all.

I respect your decision. Drinking is unhealthy and should only be done if it results in getting your penis touched, enhances an already enjoyable scenario, or if it makes a horrible situation more bearable.

Merk wrote:No I agree, I'm a Woodchuck man myself, there's nothing like a fruity cider beer to satisfy my insatiable need for sugar and beer. I also like Guiness because the darker the beer the better it tastes. Fuck IPAs.

"Hi, I'm Merk and I can't handle a real beer."

If Guiness is not a real beer then I don't know what to tell you.

Merk wrote:If Guiness is not a real beer then I don't know what to tell you.

Guiness is pretty mild, though admittedly tasty. Yeah, it may be dark as night, but the average cup of black coffee has way more flavor.

Don't be mad that Brian has better taste in beer, bro.

Merk wrote:If Guiness is not a real beer then I don't know what to tell you.

Well more a stab at you for hating pale ales but for dark...

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/63/34420

Probably the best dark beer I've ever had. It better be for the price.