Finaru Fantaj Seben: The best Faino Fantaji

[Merk]

Ahhhhh shit I need to send out the Facebook message to our little footbaw group that I'm starting this shit up again

[Merk]

I've renewed the Finaru Fannntaji league for 2018! Sending out the FB message later on today when work isn't effing me in the a

If you participated last year then congrats you're automatically added to this year's competition! I'm excited to see SDP completely ghost us and for Riot to get mad at his little footbaw mans!

[Merk]

The draft is officially on

SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 2ND at 2PM EST

[Merk]

Making honor roll with a 2.88 GPA hell yeah

[MonMotha]

Is his major {(Recreation and Sports) Management} or {Recreation and (Sports Management)}. If only I'd known it was possible to major in recreation...

[Merk]

I like to think that just about every college student does a double major in Recreation and [insert passion here]

[Merk]

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Y'all ready for that fucking draft?!?!?!

[Merk]

Shout outs to Brian for the close match! That Rams defense barely pulled it out for me.

[Riot]

How do I always get the shittiest little mans

[Ho]

Just know that last year's champion is looking up at you from the absolute bottom.

[Riot]

Just when you think it's impossible to do worse than the last year or two, pretty much my entire team is either Out (thanks Leveon Bell, you have turned out to be a great first draft pick), or now Injured Reserved or Questionable. Not only were they average performers to begin with, but now their ankles are all snapping like noodles.

[Merk]

Calling it now, the Chiefs lose a spectacular upset in the divisional round of the playoffs and the team that beats them gets curb-stomped by the Pats who go on to lose the Superb Owl to... I dunno probably the Rams


But yeah that was a goofy September of footbaw! Pick up some undrafted players and replace your shitty mans! Mans pubis.

[Merk]

[Merk]

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Baltimore? More like Baltiless.

[Merk]

Order of rooting interests for this year's playoffs:

1. Colts (Obvs. I like a good underdog story and I can take solace in knowing that the team leadership is finally competent and that they're gonna be a contender for another decade just like the Manning years)
2. Chiefs (I like seeing innovative teams perform well. Mahomes is awesome. They're probably the only team that can stop the Pats and that's really the most important goal the league should aim for every year)
3. Saints (The team is good and Drew Brees seems to always get fucked in the MVP race so a Superb Owl win will be a nice consolation prize)
4. Eagles (I want to see Foles repeat if only for the story and to see what they end up doing with Wentz)
5. Rams (Eh, I don't hate or love the team and their home city feels the same way!)
6. Chargers (I like Philip Rivers but the team owner, Dean Spanos, is such a piece of shit that I want to see his team fail forever)
7. Cowboys (Jerry Jones is objectively evil and they wasted Tony Romo. Plus good God do they have one of the worst fan bases)
8. Pats (Boston is the worst. These clam-shuckers deserve nothing and I can't wait for them to slink back into irrelevance)


Wildcard weekend went really well IMO. All the teams I wanted to see lose, lost. Baltimore's a joke, Seattle needs to be forever cursed for shooting their own dick off (they threw it at the 1-yard line! They had Marshawn Lynch! You fucking dicks!), da Bears will always have a bad offense, and the Texans were frauds that got exposed - that's what happens when you have a cupcake schedule.