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[Merk]

Yeah the Packers realllllllly fucked up yesterday. It was a historically bad performance!

How about that Giants vs. Saints game? Looooooot of God damn points in that one!

[Ho]

Why couldn't I have played Kyle this week instead of last week? I could have beaten him!

[Ho]

HORRY SHIT! V's Suckers With Luck finally took down Kyle's Minions! I guess her suckers are really lucky after all!

[Ho]

Merk, good job on being only the second person this year to bring down Kyle's Minions.

[Merk]

Feels good, feels real good.

Colts are fucked, if Luck doesn't come back next week then the season is over barring a miracle. Colts can't split with the Texans and control still control their own destiny. That horrible, horrible loss at JAX yesterday really put a dent in their playoff hopes.

[Merk]

Oh shit we're in the Final Fantasy Footbaw 2015 playoffs.

Good luck everyone!

[Ho]

Well, Merk, it looks like we'll be facing off next week barring a 34 point performance from Jenn's running back (seems pretty unlikely) or 78 points from Riot's tight end (seems un-possible?) tonight.

Meanwhile, Cam Newton apparently Cam-blammed all over Kyle's Minions. I can't remember ever seeing a single player score that high. WTH?! What a huge upset...#8 crushes #1!

This year has been my most fun year not watching football yet!

[Riot]

this year sucked

[Merk]

I'm going to actually agree with that, I feel like this has been a poor footbaw year.

[Ho]

Welp, it's you and me this week, Merk. It looks like it's gonna be a close one, too!

[Ho]

HOLY BUTT! I'm in the finals!

I completely forgot about football last week and didn't check until just now. It looks like my team did pretty well even though A. Rodgers put up a turd of a score in my QB slot.

Looks like I'm up against V for the chamPEENship.

[Merk]

How the fuck did V get to the finals? lol

[Merk]

Colts are complete garbo and unless something dramatically changes during the bye week I see us going 8-8 which our two wins outside of the AFC South being against Tampa Bay and mayyyyyybe at Miami in week 16 if it's clear that the Dolphins have nothing to play for but this is a shitty football year so the Dolphins will probably be playing for a Wildcard bid that week.

Let it be known that was nearly 100% right. I missed on us beating the Falcons

[MonMotha]

Amazing what happens when your team has minimal depth and loses a bunch of starters including, ya know, a franchise quarterback.

And can we please fix the line (both sides) this off-season?

[Merk]

Ugh..... It's frustrating that we wasted our top pick on a WR that we didn't know that didn't do shit this year. Dorsett is fast but our WRs were not a problem we needed to address. Clayton Geathers and the two rookie D-Linemen were surprisingly pretty good for the position they were drafted in and the run defense was good until Henry Anderson went on IR.


Keep Pagano, he's not the problem and he has a good relationship with the locker room. Pagano honestly might just quit because he likely has a shitty relationship with Grigson and (by extension) Irsay.

Fire Grigson. Fuck this guy. He drafted Luck but put no effort in protecting him and he got us in the shitty situation we were in this year. He went the band-aid fix route in free agency and got some good (but old) names like Andre Johnson and Trent Cole but we really needed to do well *this year* in order for that shit to pan out. Now that we've shit the bed we have the problem of keeping the old guys (who are another year older) or spinning the wheel again and hope to hit it big in free agency or our draft picks pan out. REMEMBER THAT THIS IS THE MAN WHO TRADED A FIRST ROUND PICK FOR TRENT RICHARDSON

Draft O-Line. Everything starts with a good O-Line. I'd say RG and then Center, keep Castonzo but everyone else needs to go.