[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:45 pm

dancing queen iu wrote:
Fagulous wrote:SCABIES!!!!! Not just for hookers anymore.
haha I knew you'd get an std eventually

haha scabies, isn't an STD.

Chibi · Post by **Chibi** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:48 pm

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Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:59 pm

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dancing queen iu · Post by **dancing queen iu** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:23 am

Fagulous wrote:
dancing queen iu wrote:
Fagulous wrote:SCABIES!!!!! Not just for hookers anymore.
haha I knew you'd get an std eventually
haha scabies, isn't an STD.

it can be
it can be passed the same way as crabs

politik · Post by **politik** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:43 am

that's true for most part orginal sin but im sure you'd think of it differently if you did enlist. thanks for letting me know my job but there's more important things to it than that

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 5:02 am

Of course there is. Being a solider means constantly battling between your orders, your fellow soldiers, and your own human emotions.
Just remember, not all civilians are uninformed and blind to what's really going on. however, in the current state of the government, we're powerless to change what's going on. that's why I didn't join. I didn't want to be a tool for a corrupted government, fighting wars I didn't believe in. I have no problem being a soldier if I believe in the cause, but currently, I do not.

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 10:39 am

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politik · Post by **politik** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:29 am

i hope you know im just saying a bunch of random crap just bc im pissed off from working 16-20 hr shifts for months. i just wish i wasnt in the army so im pissed off of those not. i dont really care about how other people realize what's going on.. just those actually doing something bc those are the ones i depend on each day not those who just hear about us

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 4:41 pm

I know. Unfortunately there's nothing we can do here. The government won't listen to the people anymore, Bush has made that obvious. He's only doing what he wants to do, and right now, that seems to be sending soliders all over the world. Eventually, I'm hoping we can rally enough political support to stop this, but I don't know how yet...

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 6:40 pm

dancing queen iu wrote:
Fagulous wrote:
dancing queen iu wrote: haha I knew you'd get an std eventually
haha scabies, isn't an STD.
it can be
it can be passed the same way as crabs

Nice back peddling. You can also get crabs from a sofa.

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 6:43 pm

Women are always asking me...

"Coach Z? How come you don't dance no more?"

And I tell them...

"...ladies..."

"...LADIES!"

"...Just gimmie a chance, to do my Hip-Hip...DANCE!"

"...Just gimmie a chance, to do my Dance!"

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Sat Mar 05, 2005 11:22 pm

This one time, I was at circle center playing DDR and I got hungry, so I ate at the japanese place in the food court.

30 minutes later I play some more DDR, after about an hour, I needs to pee so I use the restroom.

While at the urinal I feel the urge to fart and do so.

OMFG I DIDN"T JUST DO WHAT I THINK I DID!!!!!

Yup I shit my pants.

Luckily no one else was in the restroom, so I rushed into a stall, and started to peel stuff off, just as other kids came in.

I didn't want them to see what I was doing, cause you can kinda see through those cracks sometimes, so I sat there for a good 5 minutes breathing through my mouth.

Finally they left, I took off my shoes, socks, shorts, and I threw my undies in the toliet.

Spending another 10 minutes cleaning up as well as I could with single ply toliet paper, I made my way out the mall, but DAMMIT It's the lunch time crowd, and I'm starting to freak out because in my mind I swear everyone can smell my poo.

After what seemed like forever and a day to get out, I reach my bike and ride it home, Standing up the whole way.

THANK GOD A SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!

After I cleaned my crevises I thought about the JTHM comic, and started laughing.

dancing queen iu · Post by **dancing queen iu** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 2:54 am

^
Ew.

Anyway, tonight my drunk-ass roommate tried to do the line test, you know, where you put one foot in front of the other and walk in a straight line. He took about three steps, fell flat on his face and got a bloody nose.

Roffle.

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 3:25 am

Drunks are amusing. Till they vomit or make a pass at your girlfriend, anyway.

politik · Post by **politik** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 1:17 pm

a rally? i hate it when people try to tell the government what they think should be done with their soldiers. shouldnt it be the soldiers? bc ive been in the regular army a little longer than you, and soldiers know what they need not those who dont serve their country everyday of their life and deploy to other countries and their life based around what all these politics are about.