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I'm all out of ass .

If any of you have wondered where I was, I was in a deep trance on a really high mountain somewhere (it looked really cool lol.)

I sat there with my eyes closed, meditating, for 2 days and 2 nights with the sharp cold wind blowing across my half naked body. I was approached by a young lad during my time on the mountain, and he asked me. "ocha-sensei, what are you doing here." My head turned towards the young lad and I responded, "first you must begin by asking what you are doing here."

The lad was suddenly enlightened.


Three days later I was approached by a climber. He asked me, "I am lost up here how can I get down." To this I responded, "How can you be lost if you were never found."

The man was then englightened.

On my time in the mountain, I found the solution to many different problems in this world. I have come up with a solution to world hunger, and a way to form world peace. These were the words spoken to me by the spirit of the mountain, and through time travel we will be able to solve the problems of the world.
When I went into my trance on the mountain, I pulled in so much energy into my body that I actually took down the entire internet and i became one with it for a brief moment of time. This was first noticed by Flakk in the Spoilers thread (http://www.indyddr.com/forums/viewtopic ... sc&start=0) when I tried to travel to IndyDDR and in my sheer power and energy I began sucking in posts, so I quickly left. Potter recognized that something was amiss when I merged my physical being and the internet and thought the internet was broken, but sadly he did not realize that he had to be on the internet to post that message, therefore he was tangled in a web of an intricate paradox created by his own psyche and other big words to confuse you to the point where you have to believe me.

Yes I am preparing for final phases, but much more work is needed.

Any updates in the progress toward time travel? I haven't heard anything in a couple of days and I'm beginning to feel the need for candies.

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I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles

I want candy, i got a sugar tooth
put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots
lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose

candy... candy...

i need candy bubble gum, and taffy
get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created

I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!

Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon
Candy, its good, on your way home from school
Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
right next to Gentlemen's club.

*Super Bump*

Its working!

FLAKK should be coming back any time soon...

FLAKK wrote:At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
right next to Gentlemen's club.

Oh, isn't that Melonshakers?