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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:07 pm
by dancing queen iu
Yes, I know it's a humour thread, assholes. I was making it my own. Giving it my own sort of "panache," as it were. I think it's way funnier to make fun of white people and, more specifically, what you deem as "ghetto" which is really funny in and of itself, because it's just a synonym for "anything to do with poor black people."
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:43 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
Rename this thread to, "You know you're poor and black when..."
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:49 pm
by Original Sin
dancing queen iu wrote:because it's just a synonym for "anything to do with poor black people."
Nah, ghetto knows no race. I've seen white people that are just as ghetto as black people, and of course, there's the mexicans, who've taken up the ghetto culture with much adoration.
It's trendy!
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:13 pm
by Fuzakeru
Our Dollar Store started carrying these gold and pink colored pursues that say, "I <3 Bling," and thus . . . our store has become ghetto.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:21 am
by The X
Original Sin wrote:dancing queen iu wrote:because it's just a synonym for "anything to do with poor black people."
Nah, ghetto knows no race. I've seen white people that are just as ghetto as black people, and of course, there's the mexicans, who've taken up the ghetto culture with much adoration.
It's trendy!
Thank you for taking the words outta my mouth.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:08 am
by gasflame
You know your ghetto when your max budget for the week is 5$. And in order to meet that 5$ budget you eat 3 bowls of oatmeal every day..one in the mornin, one around lunch time and one in the evenin...and if your lucky you'll have a lil 2 dolla to do whatever you please...maybe save up for that bling bling you've always wanted...
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:33 am
by God Of Rock
You know you're ghetto when....
HEY!! YEA'YOU MOTHAFUCKA!! DROP THEM NIKE'S OFFA YO' ASS
BE'FO I BLAST YOU FUCKA!!! YEAH YOU BETTA RUN BITCH!!!
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:27 pm
by The X
You know you're ghetto when your pantry is stacked with Ramen Noodles.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:32 pm
by seveneleven
The X wrote:You know you're ghetto when your freezer is fulla chiggin stwips.
corrected
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:36 pm
by The X
seveneleven wrote:The X wrote:You know you're ghetto when your freezer is fulla chiggin stwips.
corrected
Haha. Trust me, it can be either.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:12 pm
by Fagulous
...when your name is only 1 letter long.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:14 pm
by Fagulous
...when anal lubricant isn't the first thing you think of when someone says K-Ys.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:57 pm
by Green Tea
The X wrote:You know you're ghetto when your pantry is stacked with Ramen Noodles.
and you know exactly the right way to make them in the microwave.
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:46 pm
by XxJennaxX
When you rob a damn pet store!!!
Yeah, my work, Uncle Bill's on 38th street, was robbed the other night. And yeah, it's not that fun when you have a sawed-off shotgun rammed in your back either.
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:59 pm
by Green Tea
XxJennaxX wrote:When you rob a damn pet store!!!
Yeah, my work, Uncle Bill's on 38th street, was robbed the other night. And yeah, it's not that fun when you have a sawed-off shotgun rammed in your back either.
holy crap... of all places to rob, why a petstore?