i don't think any day is better than waking up the day after you hear this from that "old one". We have made plans and we're going to settle down together once I finish my degree in california...i didn't think she'd ever come back but
Current mood: hsoifahsdoifhaoishfosa (sorry it just seemed like i'm posting on lj...i just don't know what to say...i'm too happy right now)
Yaaay!!! n_____n!!!!!
Go Sam!!!
No more eggs!
An actual signature will come soon, I suppose.
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON A RECENT BUSINESS TRIP TO TOKYO, I FOUND MYSELF IN A VIDEO ARCADE, WHERE ONE OF THE LOCAL TEENAGE BOYS WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE UP FOR HIS UNFATHOMABLY TINY TWAT TACKLE BY PLAYING "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION" IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF JIGGLY-CHESTED JAPANESE JAILBAIT.
SCOFFING AT HIS SCANDALOUSLY SIMPLISTIC SKILLS, I PROCEDED TO LIBERATE MY TWITCHING TESTICULAR TRUNCHEON AND SWING ITS PRECIPITOUS POUNDAGE INTO THE YOUTH'S FACE, CRUSHING HIS SKULL AND FREEING THE MACHINE. I THEN ACHIEVED A RATING OF "AAA" ON THE SONG "MAX 300" USING ONLY THE RAPID RIPPLING OF MY RAUCOUSLY RIGID RAPEROD.
NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WET-PANTIED WOMANLY WATCHERS WERE ALREADY IN THE THROES OF PASSION FROM THE OVERPOWERING SCENT OF MY TORPID TESTOSTERONE TUBE, SO I LET THEM GATHER 'ROUND FOR A GROUP HUG OF THE GARGANTUAN GIRTH OF MY GORGEOUS GUY-GIRDER BEFORE CONQUERING EACH OF THEIR QUIXOTICALLY QUIVERING QUIMS WITH A FURIOUS FOUNTAIN OF FROTHING FUCK-FOAM.
MY HIGH SCORE HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN. I GUARANTEE IT!
He's an unhappy pirate because he has no chin. He is bent on destroying the world. Yes I realize I didn't clean up the sketch lines on his sword hand. (I am not an artist so quiet yourself)
dance1005 wrote:Fucking retarded bots, bumping threads with dildos.
Green Tea wrote:I drew a pirate because I felt like it...
He's an unhappy pirate because he has no chin. He is bent on destroying the world. Yes I realize I didn't clean up the sketch lines on his sword hand. (I am not an artist so quiet yourself)
XD
I broke down giggling when I saw why he was such an unhappy pirate.
XD XD XD
No more eggs!
An actual signature will come soon, I suppose.
because he has no chin. He is bent on destroying the world. Yes I realize I didn't clean up the sketch lines on his sword hand. (I am not an artist so quiet yourself)
