[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE OF THIS FACT, BUT I ONCE WAS SOMEWHAT OF A FRIEND TO MICHAEL JACKSON. WHEN I SAY MICHAEL JACKSON, I MEAN THE PEDOPHILE, NOT THE WINE EXPERT. NOW, I HEAR YOU ASKING, WHY WOULD A MAN OF MY IMMENSE STATURE AND MASCULINITY ASSOCIATE WITH SUCH A LOWLY FORM OF HUMAN EXISTENCE? THE ANSWER IS SIMPLER THAN YOU MIGHT THINK; IT LIES IN THE FACT THAT THIS PARTICULAR PILE OF HUMAN WASTE ONCE HAD ACCESS TO THE FINEST AND PUREST STASHES OF COCAINE THAT I HAVE EVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF SNORTING OFF MY OWN MASSIVE ROD, WHICH, I MUST ADD, IS THE FINEST WAY TO INDULGE IN SUCH DECADENCE THERE IS. WELL, TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, ONCE THE APEOWNER AND KIDFONDLER FINALLY AND IRREVOCABLY FELL FROM GRACE, HIS ACCESS TO THE COKE WAS CUT SHORT AS WELL, AND THEREFORE I BID A NOT SO FOND ADIEU TO THE FELLOW, SLAPPING HIM ACROSS THE FACE WITH MY LOVE ROCKET HARD ENOUGH TO SEND HIM FLYING ACROSS THE ROOM, WHICH WAS NOT AN INCH LESS THAN FIFTY FEET WIDE. AFTER THIS, I FORNICATED WITH SEVEN WOMEN CONCURRENTLY IN FRONT OF THE FOUL CREATURE, IN A DESPARATE ATTEMPT TO INJECT IF ONLY THE TINIEST INKLING OF HETEROSEXUALITY INTO THIS VERMIN. SADLY, MY EFFORTS WERE UTTERLY IN VAIN, ALTHOUGH NO LESS THAN FIFTY-ONE ORGASMS DID TAKE PLACE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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