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God Of Rock wrote:

V wrote:And why don't I come here more often?

Because of things like this.

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WAS TAKING A WALKING TOUR OF YOUR TOWN WHEN I CAME ACROSS YOUR MOTHER DOING HER SHOPPING. SHE STOOD THERE LIKE A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS AS I UNZIPPED MY MAMMOTH MAN MONOLITH AND POUNDED IT INTO HER RECEPTIVE LILY. SHE SCREAMED SO HARD IN ESCTASY THAT IT BROKE ALL THE WINDOWS IN THE STATE AND CAUSED A EMP BLAST THAT CAUSED PLANES TO COME CRASHING TO THE GROUND. I CAME SO HARD THAT MY MAN CHOWDER CAN BE FOUND IN YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOR SEVEN GENERATIONS BACK. THAT'S THE FACT, JACK.I GUARANNTEE IT.

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God Of Rock wrote:

V wrote:And why don't I come here more often?

Because of things like this.

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WAS TAKING A WALKING TOUR OF YOUR TOWN WHEN I CAME ACROSS YOUR MOTHER DOING HER SHOPPING. SHE STOOD THERE LIKE A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS AS I UNZIPPED MY MAMMOTH MAN MONOLITH AND POUNDED IT INTO HER RECEPTIVE LILY. SHE SCREAMED SO HARD IN ESCTASY THAT IT BROKE ALL THE WINDOWS IN THE STATE AND CAUSED A EMP BLAST THAT CAUSED PLANES TO COME CRASHING TO THE GROUND. I CAME SO HARD THAT MY MAN CHOWDER CAN BE FOUND IN YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOR SEVEN GENERATIONS BACK. THAT'S THE FACT, JACK.

Yep, that's why she doesn't come here.

I guarantee it.

i've just gotten a summons for jury duty. It's really great performing civic duty, it really makes me feel like I am part of the community, making a difference for the better...now how am I going to get out of it?

Option 1: Just don't show up

Option 2: Tell them while I don't have ADD I get bored easily and probably won't pay attention to the evidence.

Option 3: Tell them, "I have absolutily no faith in the judicial system, lawyers just twist facts to suit thier own means, I know what you all do I watched the praticed, and boston legal, I'm on to all of yous."

Fagulous wrote:i've just gotten a summons for jury duty. It's really great performing civic duty, it really makes me feel like I am part of the community, making a difference for the better...now how am I going to get out of it?

Option 1: Just don't show up

Option 2: Tell them while I don't have ADD I get bored easily and probably won't pay attention to the evidence.

Option 3: Tell them, "I have absolutily no faith in the judicial system, lawyers just twist facts to suit thier own means, I know what you all do I watched the praticed, and boston legal, I'm on to all of yous."

no... tell them that you're the one who committed the crime and your decisions would be swayed into making the person looking more innocent.

Fagulous wrote:i've just gotten a summons for jury duty. It's really great performing civic duty, it really makes me feel like I am part of the community, making a difference for the better...now how am I going to get out of it?

Option 1: Just don't show up

Option 2: Tell them while I don't have ADD I get bored easily and probably won't pay attention to the evidence.

Option 3: Tell them, "I have absolutily no faith in the judicial system, lawyers just twist facts to suit thier own means, I know what you all do I watched the praticed, and boston legal, I'm on to all of yous."

just stop whining and go
if it's anything like canadian jury duty, it won't take very long, unless you get a drug or murder case, and that might actually be interesting
plus they feed you i think

Fagulous wrote:i've just gotten a summons for jury duty. It's really great performing civic duty, it really makes me feel like I am part of the community, making a difference for the better...now how am I going to get out of it?

Option 1: Just don't show up

Option 2: Tell them while I don't have ADD I get bored easily and probably won't pay attention to the evidence.

Option 3: Tell them, "I have absolutily no faith in the judicial system, lawyers just twist facts to suit thier own means, I know what you all do I watched the praticed, and boston legal, I'm on to all of yous."

I think what Chris did was tell them that he couldn't pass any unbiased judgement. And they didn't bother you again.

Or hopefully it'll be something really stupid and you can just kind of...get excused from it, or something. One of my friends got excused from jury duty because the trial was about tax fraud or something, and since he was only 19, they excused him (probably because he doesn't know jack squat about that stuff. Sorry, Myles! XD).

Fagulous wrote:i've just gotten a summons for jury duty. It's really great performing civic duty, it really makes me feel like I am part of the community, making a difference for the better...now how am I going to get out of it?

Option 1: Just don't show up

Option 2: Tell them while I don't have ADD I get bored easily and probably won't pay attention to the evidence.

Option 3: Tell them, "I have absolutily no faith in the judicial system, lawyers just twist facts to suit thier own means, I know what you all do I watched the praticed, and boston legal, I'm on to all of yous."

I once got out of jury duty by telling them i was in college and im not going to show up, so they can pick an orface to cram the summons into.
it worked too

dancing queen iu wrote:

Fagulous wrote:i've just gotten a summons for jury duty. It's really great performing civic duty, it really makes me feel like I am part of the community, making a difference for the better...now how am I going to get out of it?

Option 1: Just don't show up

Option 2: Tell them while I don't have ADD I get bored easily and probably won't pay attention to the evidence.

Option 3: Tell them, "I have absolutily no faith in the judicial system, lawyers just twist facts to suit thier own means, I know what you all do I watched the praticed, and boston legal, I'm on to all of yous."

just stop whining and go
if it's anything like canadian jury duty, it won't take very long, unless you get a drug or murder case, and that might actually be interesting
plus they feed you i think

They don't feed you unless the jury is sequestered, but I would get $40

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:

Fagulous wrote:i've just gotten a summons for jury duty. It's really great performing civic duty, it really makes me feel like I am part of the community, making a difference for the better...now how am I going to get out of it?

Option 1: Just don't show up

Option 2: Tell them while I don't have ADD I get bored easily and probably won't pay attention to the evidence.

Option 3: Tell them, "I have absolutily no faith in the judicial system, lawyers just twist facts to suit thier own means, I know what you all do I watched the praticed, and boston legal, I'm on to all of yous."

I think what Chris did was tell them that he couldn't pass any unbiased judgement. And they didn't bother you again.

Or hopefully it'll be something really stupid and you can just kind of...get excused from it, or something. One of my friends got excused from jury duty because the trial was about tax fraud or something, and since he was only 19, they excused him (probably because he doesn't know jack squat about that stuff. Sorry, Myles! XD).

Wow I could actually be honest about it, I am a really judgemental person, I think horrible things about nearly every person I walk past wheter I know them or not.

How come they don't make Columbus Day candy? All the good holidays have candy.

I think they should make candy to reflect history, like chocalate Indian Scalps or some gummy syphilus sours.

I dunno I'm kinda tired I thought this was funny earlier but I'm not really sure anymore.* shurgs*

I ate a candy pumpkin today.... it was delicious

Interesting.

Happy birfday, Erica! n_n

In other news, I'll be baking again soon. Not only is my two month coming up this Friday, but I have to appease a mother that...for some reason...just doesn't like me right now. o_o.....;-;

Green Tea wrote:I ate a candy pumpkin today.... it was delicious

way to bump an old stupid topic god

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