[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:23 am

Speaking of drinking Jesus, I need to take a picture of seveneleven's POPE WINE BOTTLE. =D It appears to be a small statue of the Pope...however...if you remove his Pope Hat, WINE COMES OUT!!!

....... o_O Yeah, that's pretty much what I thought, too.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 12:09 pm

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:Speaking of drinking Jesus, I need to take a picture of seveneleven's POPE WINE BOTTLE. =D It appears to be a small statue of the Pope...however...if you remove his Pope Hat, WINE COMES OUT!!!

....... o_O Yeah, that's pretty much what I thought, too.

pfft I can do that

bunnydreams · Post by **bunnydreams** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:18 pm

Concerts are always fun...

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:11 am

I'm sorry for all the times I made a smart ass post on any Internet forum.

I'm sorry for all the fucking swearing.

I'm sorry to all the people I hurt when I spoiled the ending to the Harry Potter book by wearing a giant sign around Putt-Putt. (ok, not really)

I'm sorry for all the times I offended:

Black people

White people

Mexican people

Asian people

Mixed people

People of any religion

Females

Males

Shemales and or he-shes

Gay people

Straight people

Bi people

Tri people

Asexual people (get a gf/bf loser)

Goth kids

Wiggers

Emo kids

That pino guy

And old people.

I'm sorry for all the tagging. It sucks, and I promise to stop until I get better. This will hapen as soon as I get some damn money.

I'm sorry for all the long posts that make you say dang. Speaking of...

I'm sorry for all the words that I may have overused, such as (but not limited to): Dang, Crunk, Nigga, Nigger, Janky, Hxc, hXc, hardcore, x-core, Mike Jones, Mex Jone, Mexican Ninjones, Rape.

I'm sorry for my inability to spell

I'm sorry for spamming GORs AND OSs car.

I'm sorry for all those times I lied to my mom.

I'm sorry for loling when I saw children playing "touch the dead person" at a showing I went to a while back.

I'm sorry for telling a kid that looked up to me that the fish flavored candy I fed him was "the best stuff ever" and "only the uncool kids don't like it". He was much younger than me.

I'm sorry for calling the Jerry Springer hotline from a payphone, and pretending to be Teddy AKA Blaze. Rumor has it that he recieved a call from the show.

I'm sorry to the people who work at the local Wal-Mart.

I'm sorry that I took over 100 stickers from the post office right down the street from me. I'm also sorry that I plan on doing it again really soon.

I'm sorry for making fun of some kid in my Mass Comm who was whiter than white (and also Yu-Gi-Oh! fan #1) but still wore Tall Tees, by making a commercial selling TallTees and pretty much making fun of him in front of the entire class. He never wore Tall-Tees again.

I'm sorry that you have read this far.

I'm sorry to all the people whom I have bummed ride off of, and offered nothing in return.

I'm sorry for cheating Fast Track out of lots of $$$ by taking advantage of the "omg TnT tokens werk there!!!" deal. I'm also sorry that Joe got kicked out for good, but I'm still allowed in.

I'm sorry for ruining the River Greenway (local bike trail).

I'm sorry to the makers of : Sharpie, Krylon, Rust-Oleum, and Kiwi for misuse of their products. It will happen again.

I'm sorry for not being like Jesus wanted.

I'm sorry for biting from people halfway across the world.

I'm sorry for making fun of that chick who asked me to prom. I seriously thought she was j/k-ing.

I'm sorry that I have bad handwriting.

I'm sorry for being so hyper. I don't get out much.

I'm sorry internet.

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 1:18 am

LMFAOOOOO TRI PEOPLE HAHAHA

ShammerS · Post by **ShammerS** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:19 am

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/threa ... 296239&P=1

Shadow Priests ftw.

seveneleven · Post by **seveneleven** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:22 pm

EARTH!

FIRE!

WIND!

WATER!

Heart!

So where the fuck is he >=[ ?

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET

GOOOOOO PLANET!

sam · Post by **sam** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:56 pm

hey at least he isn't a fattie...i hate when fatties try to cosplay some really skinny character...it looks SO wrong..especially fat people in very tight revealing clothing

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 11:01 pm

it's ok mexy... say 500 hail marys and cut your wrists... your sins against emo jesus will be purged

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:49 am

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. A FORTNIGHT AGO IN MY FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD MC DONALD'S, I SAT IN MY PRISTINELY IRONED SUIT PONDERING MY PAST SEXUAL EXPOILTS OVER A QUARTER-POUND OF PASTAURIZED MEAT. AS I SUNK MY TEETH INTO ITS TENDER SESEME SEED BUNS, I RECALLED MY RECENT EXPERIENCE RESEARCHING IRAQI TEXTILE DESIGNS. WHILE NOSE DEEP IN MOUNTAINS OF NEATLY PRESSED FABRICS, I NOTICED A PARTICULARLY ATTRACTIVE REFUGEE WITH A RACK BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD 15 OF MY EXPERTLY WOVEN SUITS. NOTING THAT I WAS ALONE, I GRABBED THE WOMAN BY HER ILLUSTRIOUS TITS, TURNED HER AROUND, AND THREW HER FACE INTO THE SCORCHING HOT SAND. REMOVING HER BLACK BURKA, MY OLYMPIC LANCE SPRANG INTO ACTION, AND WITHIN MINUTES HER BIRTH CANAL WAS OVER-FLOWING WITH GALLONS OF MY FRESH-SQUEEZED MAN JUICE. "ALLAH SAVE ME!" SHE SCREAMED AS I CLEAVED THE WENCH IN TWO. AFTER THE INTERCOURSE I CARVED OUT THE FEMALE’S ORGANS, CLAD HER IN MY FINEST MALE GARMENTS, AND ADHESIVELY ATTACHED HER TO THE FRONT WINDOW OF MY LAS VEGAS MEN’S WEARHOUSE STORE. SAVED ME $10 ON A MANIKIN. I GUARENTEE IT.

seveneleven · Post by **seveneleven** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:40 am

THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING!!!!

XD

Silent_Blade · Post by **Silent_Blade** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 11:28 pm

Now see, I understand "I'm in your base killin' your dudes" but what if I waited Outside your base and killed your dudes? Would it be less effective?

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 12:43 am

Silent_Blade wrote:Now see, I understand "I'm in your base killin' your dudes" but what if I waited Outside your base and killed your dudes? Would it be less effective?

well it wouldn't be as insulting... if someone was all up in my base and killin my dudes I'd be all like... stop that! but if they were outside they wouldn't hear me so it'd be stupid to say something.... so yea... less effective

Silent_Blade · Post by **Silent_Blade** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 3:43 pm

Green Tea wrote:
Silent_Blade wrote:Now see, I understand "I'm in your base killin' your dudes" but what if I waited Outside your base and killed your dudes? Would it be less effective?
well it wouldn't be as insulting... if someone was all up in my base and killin my dudes I'd be all like... stop that! but if they were outside they wouldn't hear me so it'd be stupid to say something.... so yea... less effective

But what if you killed them with your hydraulic penis? That'd be horribly insulting, not to mention pimped to the tenth degree!

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:55 pm

I'm the happiest panda ever. <3

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