VEGAN THREAD is ressurected 4 lulz

BigBadOrc · Post by **BigBadOrc** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:33 pm

Potter wrote:if he actually says he wont eat yeast because it's living I'm fucking out of here

i won't eat yeast cuz it's living. k bye

ha. but seriously. it's not just about avoiding eating certain foods, but also about picking the best foods possible. and yes, beets + sunflower seeds > flower, yeast, water

Jeff Jeff Revolution · Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:13 pm

Potter wrote:if he actually says he wont eat yeast because it's living I'm fucking out of here

What about Jello?

J-E-L-L-O, it's ALIVE!

WhiteDragon · Post by **WhiteDragon** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:04 pm

JELLO has pigs in it.

BigBadOrc · Post by **BigBadOrc** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:50 am

jello has gelatin which "is a translucent, colourless, brittle, nearly tasteless solid substance, extracted from the collagen inside animals' connective tissue" -wikipedia

SoDeepPolaris · Post by **SoDeepPolaris** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:40 am

BigBadOrc wrote:jello has gelatin which "is a translucent, colourless, brittle, nearly tasteless solid substance, extracted from the collagen inside animals' connective tissue" -wikipedia

Smores, now with more collagen.

BigBadOrc · Post by **BigBadOrc** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:15 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article_15982_5- ... today.html

The disturbing thing about this article is that people look at things like "natural flavor" and think, oh, there can't be anything wrong with that!

Except that it can be ground up beetles...

"The problem is, natural flavor can, literally, be anything that isn't man made. Cat urine could be a natural flavor. If someone discovered that goat jizz added a special zing to ice cream and they could prove that eating it wouldn't make you sick ... natural flavor"

Jeff Jeff Revolution · Tue Mar 11, 2008 5:21 pm

BigBadOrc wrote:"If someone discovered that goat jizz added a special zing to ice cream and they could prove that eating it wouldn't make you sick ... natural flavor"

>_> Is there a problem with this here?

I keed, I keed, I no jack off goat for ice cream.

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:12 am

BigBadOrc wrote:http://www.cracked.com/article_15982_5- ... today.html

The disturbing thing about this article is that people look at things like "natural flavor" and think, oh, there can't be anything wrong with that!

Except that it can be ground up beetles...

"The problem is, natural flavor can, literally, be anything that isn't man made. Cat urine could be a natural flavor. If someone discovered that goat jizz added a special zing to ice cream and they could prove that eating it wouldn't make you sick ... natural flavor"

One minute you're a naturalist talking about beet pizza, but now beetles are gross?

OH SNAP!

BigBadOrc · Post by **BigBadOrc** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:02 am

rofl. was that a lame attempt at a pun or do you just not like beets?

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:36 am

BigBadOrc wrote:rofl. was that a lame attempt at a pun or do you just not like beets?

it was a 8/10 attempt at your extremely flawed and poorly thought out logic

BigBadOrc · Post by **BigBadOrc** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:21 am

Potter wrote: it was a 8/10 attempt at your extremely flawed and poorly thought out logic

care to clarify that or are you just going to troll like you usually do?

Edit: Ah, perhaps I see the confusion here. Fluffy for some reason thinks that as a naturalist I should be happy to eat "natural" things such as beetles.

Of course, I am not a naturalist, and I don't eat animals. Or beetles.

And my main problem with the article I posted above was that companies are allowed to be vague about ingredients and simply say "natural flavors" instead of "ground up beetles" or "goat jizz"

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:02 pm

BigBadOrc wrote:
Potter wrote: it was a 8/10 attempt at your extremely flawed and poorly thought out logic
care to clarify that or are you just going to troll like you usually do?

just going to troll like I usually do

blackcat · Post by **blackcat** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:03 pm

This thread is beginning to get ridiculous...

I almost feel that it's getting about that time to lock this shit....

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:58 pm

BigBadOrc wrote:
Potter wrote: it was a 8/10 attempt at your extremely flawed and poorly thought out logic
care to clarify that or are you just going to troll like you usually do?

Edit: Ah, perhaps I see the confusion here. Fluffy for some reason thinks that as a naturalist I should be happy to eat "natural" things such as beetles.

Of course, I am not a naturalist, and I don't eat animals. Or beetles.

Would you eat it in a box? Would you eat it with a fox?

BigBadOrc · Post by **BigBadOrc** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:45 pm

I would not eat them in a box
I would not eat them with a fox
I would not eat them in the rain
I would not eat them on a train
I do not like ground beetles and goat jizz,
I do not like them Sam I Am