When summer rolls around, everybody wants that perfect tan—but it's important to play it smart. Here are some tips for safe, sensible tanning:
Sun Safety Tips
* Block out harmful UV rays with giant magnifying glass.
* Always sit at least 100 yards from sun.
* When applying sunscreen, get children on the beach to help with those hard-to-reach spots.
* UV rays can damage the corneas; don't forget to rub a good sunscreen into your eyes.
* Risk of sunburn is especially high while swimming; strap on a thick lead suit before entering water.
* Instead of using our sun, sunbathe using safer, more distant star like Beta-Sirius.
* When tanning, always alternate who's on top.
* Before going outside, check sun's strength by placing test baby in driveway for 1/2 hour.
* Avoid harmful UV rays; live underground until your descendants evolve into eyeless, albino mole people.
* Stabbings, while tanning or not, are very dangerous—avoid them.
* For those raised in a red-sun environment, yellow sun may cause superpowers; use only for good.
* Tanning is safest when done in short spurts; disrobe for just a couple of seconds every few blocks while walking through town.
* Allow thick, protective melanoma to grow all over skin.
* Avoid suntanning on inner planets like Mercury and Venus.
gasflame wrote:GOODIE! I get to have my wisdom teeth cut out of my head!! AWSOMENESS! *booty shake* hah i get vikadin...go me.
It's really not so bad. n_n Just say away from the "OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S GOING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME!!!!11~!!" mentality, and you'll be juuuust fine. n_n
No more eggs!
An actual signature will come soon, I suppose.
im gonna go for " THE GALLON CHALLENGE!" tommorow....
rules:
1. One must drink 1 gallon of milk in 1 hour
2. They cannot spew up until the 1hr is over
3. Any flavours one desires (milo, nesquik) can be added to the milk.
4. The temperature can be whatever the drinker wants.
i think i can do it and i hope to hell i can but if Kevin wants to do this we are gonna do it right i we need a stop watch for sure...if i can get it done in under ten minutes i get more cash than proposed!