The 700 Club!!!! The secret power contained within thier bible belts allow them to transform into spandex clad heros known as the GOD SQUAD!!!!
Stamping out the evils of homosexuality wherever they go.
No spandex force is complete without a giant robot, so to attack I summon
THE TEARS OF JESUS ZORD!!!!!
Its stigmata cannon fires hot laser lava from its writs, and watch out for his crown of torns boomarang.