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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:01 am
by lgolem
Dear Merk,
I keep hanging out with this guy named Michael Merkler, and I add him on facebook and he keeps denying my friend invite....why would he do such a thing?
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:05 am
by Potter
LOL is that a serious question
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:06 am
by lgolem
yes....yes it is.
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:44 am
by SoDeepPolaris
Potter wrote:LOL is that a serious question
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:14 pm
by danc1005
SoDeepPolaris wrote:Potter wrote:LOL is that a serious question
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:45 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
I think it would actually be 'declining'.
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:39 pm
by TaQa
Serious question:
Merk, why must you be so great?
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:06 am
by Merk
I don't know man, I guess I'm good with people. Why do you think I'm so great? And are you coming to Japan night?
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:08 pm
by Fagulous
Merk wrote:I don't know man, I guess I'm good with people. Why do you think I'm so great? And are you coming to Japan night?
I feel offended that you didn't answer my question first. Why must I be such a petty bitch?
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:17 pm
by Merk
My apologies! I totally missed the question about the boner, I got caught up by all the other stuff.
Anyway, boners can be a fickle thing. Normally dudes get boners in their sleep and unfortunately wake up with them. The term "Morning Wood" is a popular adage used to describe such an affliction. However, I too find that after a long and extremely restful sleep (usually gained only on the weekends) that a boner is not present.
Why is this? Well, my guess is that since I'm totally rested and ready to start the day, my body just doesn't want a boner and would rather get up and do whatever it is I need to do. Let's think about this-- what do most people thinking about before they go to bed? Boning, or sex to be more precise. And what happens when you add sex and penis together? The answer is "a boner." Now normally people don't get enough sleep and are rudely awoken by an alarm mid-dream. When this happens, dudes normally have a boner since they've been thinking about boning all night. Therefore, it is only natural that a guy would wake up with a boner when he gets woken up by and alarm and to not have a boner when you're fully rested and ready to get up.
Now for your second question. One way to not be a petty bitch is to fucking stick up for yourself. Be confident. If you can look at yourself in your mind's eye and be content then there's no reason you should let people push you around. If someone's treating you like shit then don't fucking take it, you seem like someone with an opinion, opinions are good, they mean that you have some sort of stance on something and are willing to back up your claims with gusto. Now take that and form an opinion about yourself, defend that opinion.
If you have a negative opinion about yourself then ask yourself why you think that way. What exactly is it that you don't like about yourself? Find what that is and do something about it. Form a goal and the steps required to achieve it.
On a personal note, I used to be a raging fatty, a big 210 pound suburbanite. In this state I certainly was not happy. Now I'm a healthy 165 pound college male who's about to turn 21 and is going somewhere in life. Do you want to know what I did? I took a look at myself and realized the way I was living was not good. I needed to seriously do something about it or I would just simply continue to not be happy and be a mopey chode. I seriously looked on how to lose weight and kept up with a program I created that proved to be effective for me and I eventually reached my goal. DDR and baked chicken. Hell yeah.
Anyway, uh, I hope that answers your questions. And now the internet knows a little bit more about my personal life. Choke a bitch.
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:30 pm
by Riot
Merk wrote:My apologies! I totally missed the question about the boner, I got caught up by all the other stuff.
Anyway, boners can be a fickle thing. Normally dudes get boners in their sleep and unfortunately wake up with them. The term "Morning Wood" is a popular adage used to describe such an affliction. However, I too find that after a long and extremely restful sleep (usually gained only on the weekends) that a boner is not present.
Why is this? Well, my guess is that since I'm totally rested and ready to start the day, my body just doesn't want a boner and would rather get up and do whatever it is I need to do. Let's think about this-- what do most people thinking about before they go to bed? Boning, or sex to be more precise. And what happens when you add sex and penis together? The answer is "a boner." Now normally people don't get enough sleep and are rudely awoken by an alarm mid-dream. When this happens, dudes normally have a boner since they've been thinking about boning all night. Therefore, it is only natural that a guy would wake up with a boner when he gets woken up by and alarm and to not have a boner when you're fully rested and ready to get up.
Now for your second question. One way to not be a petty bitch is to fucking stick up for yourself. Be confident. If you can look at yourself in your mind's eye and be content then there's no reason you should let people push you around. If someone's treating you like shit then don't fucking take it, you seem like someone with an opinion, opinions are good, they mean that you have some sort of stance on something and are willing to back up your claims with gusto. Now take that and form an opinion about yourself, defend that opinion.
If you have a negative opinion about yourself then ask yourself why you think that way. What exactly is it that you don't like about yourself? Find what that is and do something about it. Form a goal and the steps required to achieve it.
On a personal note, I used to be a raging fatty, a big 210 pound suburbanite. In this state I certainly was not happy. Now I'm a healthy 165 pound college male who's about to turn 21 and is going somewhere in life. Do you want to know what I did? I took a look at myself and realized the way I was living was not good. I needed to seriously do something about it or I would just simply continue to not be happy and be a mopey chode. I seriously looked on how to lose weight and kept up with a program I created that proved to be effective for me and I eventually reached my goal. DDR and baked chicken. Hell yeah.
Anyway, uh, I hope that answers your questions. And now the internet knows a little bit more about my personal life. Choke a bitch.
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, MR PENIS EXPERT. MIGHT YOU HAVE HAD VAGINAL INTERCOURSE THIS WEEKEND?
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:31 pm
by TaQa
Merk wrote:I don't know man, I guess I'm good with people. Why do you think I'm so great? And are you coming to Japan night?
I've started working Friday mornings, which is my reason for not coming this past week. I can't guarantee I'll be coming this week, but I'll weigh my options.
Oh, and to answer your question, I like your "In your face" attitude, and your extreme graciousness as a host. I must've been introduced to everybody like 40 times, though I already knew many of them.
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:39 pm
by SoDeepPolaris
Riot wrote:Merk wrote:My apologies! I totally missed the question about the boner, I got caught up by all the other stuff.
Anyway, boners can be a fickle thing. Normally dudes get boners in their sleep and unfortunately wake up with them. The term "Morning Wood" is a popular adage used to describe such an affliction. However, I too find that after a long and extremely restful sleep (usually gained only on the weekends) that a boner is not present.
Why is this? Well, my guess is that since I'm totally rested and ready to start the day, my body just doesn't want a boner and would rather get up and do whatever it is I need to do. Let's think about this-- what do most people thinking about before they go to bed? Boning, or sex to be more precise. And what happens when you add sex and penis together? The answer is "a boner." Now normally people don't get enough sleep and are rudely awoken by an alarm mid-dream. When this happens, dudes normally have a boner since they've been thinking about boning all night. Therefore, it is only natural that a guy would wake up with a boner when he gets woken up by and alarm and to not have a boner when you're fully rested and ready to get up.
Now for your second question. One way to not be a petty bitch is to fucking stick up for yourself. Be confident. If you can look at yourself in your mind's eye and be content then there's no reason you should let people push you around. If someone's treating you like shit then don't fucking take it, you seem like someone with an opinion, opinions are good, they mean that you have some sort of stance on something and are willing to back up your claims with gusto. Now take that and form an opinion about yourself, defend that opinion.
If you have a negative opinion about yourself then ask yourself why you think that way. What exactly is it that you don't like about yourself? Find what that is and do something about it. Form a goal and the steps required to achieve it.
On a personal note, I used to be a raging fatty, a big 210 pound suburbanite. In this state I certainly was not happy. Now I'm a healthy 165 pound college male who's about to turn 21 and is going somewhere in life. Do you want to know what I did? I took a look at myself and realized the way I was living was not good. I needed to seriously do something about it or I would just simply continue to not be happy and be a mopey chode. I seriously looked on how to lose weight and kept up with a program I created that proved to be effective for me and I eventually reached my goal. DDR and baked chicken. Hell yeah.
Anyway, uh, I hope that answers your questions. And now the internet knows a little bit more about my personal life. Choke a bitch.
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, MR PENIS EXPERT. MIGHT YOU HAVE HAD VAGINAL INTERCOURSE THIS WEEKEND?
Either that, or baked chicken.
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:38 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
This is all starting to make sense...
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:58 pm
by Merk
TaQa wrote:I must've been introduced to everybody like 40 times, though I already knew many of them.
I laughed out loud upon reading this. It's just a little something I like to do, I like to make sure everyone knows everyone.