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http://whimsical-wits.com/jewish_jokes_2.htm

Josh (the mouth) White was the one who told it to me! I like retelling jokes poorly.

Edit:

Why was Moses' Jewish Mother so happy?

She not only had fun in bed, but she made a prophet!

http://www.twitch.tv/maximilian_dood/v/ ... 1?t=80m30s

a minute or two in after the start point Max responds to me, logged in as Chad by accident still from July! Around 1:21:30! fruffyumpkins

and while we're at it, good Ryu stuff here in this dude's big win streak highlight video:

lolololololol that's some exciting realistic gameplay right there


What did you say to Maximillion, Riot? I could not understand his response to you without context

Weighed myself last night at 193. I need to get back down to under 180 *or* come to terms with being a chubbo. I haven't been able to dip below 180 for a couple of years now. I would like tips from Riot.

Fluffyumpkins wrote:Weighed myself last night at 193. I need to get back down to under 180 *or* come to terms with being a chubbo. I haven't been able to dip below 180 for a couple of years now. I would like tips from Riot.

Pack your lunch. Drink water (not that I follow this). Exercise in the morning. Eat a light breakfast like a nanner and a greek yogurt.

Pump It Up. More. When I'm up to playing level 20+ for 2-3 hours at a time once or twice a week, I'm pretty consistently at or even below my target/maximum acceptable weight.

This may not be practical for everyone, but it sure beats busting it at the gym.

Also, not just Greek yogurt, but Icelandic Skyr or similar. Siggi's brand has a whole milk/cream fortified product. 4.4oz will absolutely destroy any hunger short of "I need to eat an entire meal" for 120 calories that's essentially all fat and protein.

And yes, water. Lots of water.

MonMotha wrote:Pump It Up. More. When I'm up to playing level 20+ for 2-3 hours at a time once or twice a week, I'm pretty consistently at or even below my target/maximum acceptable weight.

This may not be practical for everyone, but it sure beats busting it at the gym.

Also, not just Greek yogurt, but Icelandic Skyr or similar. Siggi's brand has a whole milk/cream fortified product. 4.4oz will absolutely destroy any hunger short of "I need to eat an entire meal" for 120 calories that's essentially all fat and protein.

And yes, water. Lots of water.

For people with a better metabolism this does work. In my case though I have to workout an hour every day to keep my weight in check.

Just eat chicken and play DDR. Take it from me, I'm fat as fuck.

I had chicken for lunch. I'll probably play DDR later. But I technically played at least one game after midnight, so I guess I'm already set on your plan for today.

Lawnmower is allegedly arriving today, I'll get to officially mow my damn lawn today yayyyyy it hasn't been mowed in like two months.

If you get bogged down due to excessively tall grass, you're welcome to borrow my big boy. It will, uh, mow just about anything.

brandon is like that ideal neighbor we all wish we had

Merk is the ideal roommate... that I lost. I had the dream in my hands, but now it's gone.

Riot wrote: a minute or two in after the start point Max responds to me, logged in as Chad by accident still from July! Around 1:21:30! fruffyumpkins

I really like hearing people say it out loud.