Josh (the mouth) White was the one who told it to me! I like retelling jokes poorly.
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Why was Moses' Jewish Mother so happy?
She not only had fun in bed, but she made a prophet!
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Pack your lunch. Drink water (not that I follow this). Exercise in the morning. Eat a light breakfast like a nanner and a greek yogurt.Fluffyumpkins wrote:Weighed myself last night at 193. I need to get back down to under 180 *or* come to terms with being a chubbo. I haven't been able to dip below 180 for a couple of years now. I would like tips from Riot.


For people with a better metabolism this does work. In my case though I have to workout an hour every day to keep my weight in check.MonMotha wrote:Pump It Up. More. When I'm up to playing level 20+ for 2-3 hours at a time once or twice a week, I'm pretty consistently at or even below my target/maximum acceptable weight.
This may not be practical for everyone, but it sure beats busting it at the gym.
Also, not just Greek yogurt, but Icelandic Skyr or similar. Siggi's brand has a whole milk/cream fortified product. 4.4oz will absolutely destroy any hunger short of "I need to eat an entire meal" for 120 calories that's essentially all fat and protein.
And yes, water. Lots of water.
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Merk wrote:Badyyyyy.. wanna go fiiiish? wanna go.... fiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIsh?? Wanna go fishin'?!?!?! Him's a Badyyyy


I really like hearing people say it out loud.Riot wrote: a minute or two in after the start point Max responds to me, logged in as Chad by accident still from July! Around 1:21:30! fruffyumpkins