Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:07 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:55 am
OMG!
A TRIPLE POST!
A TRIPLE POST!
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:55 am
Is he going for it!?
OH MY GOD HE IS!
A QUADRUPLE POST!
OH MY GOD HE IS!
A QUADRUPLE POST!
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:21 am
youre going to hell now~ quad post whoer!@
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:57 pm
Don't blame me!
I voted for Cthulu...
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Cthulu... Why settle for a lesser evil?
I voted for Cthulu...
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Cthulu... Why settle for a lesser evil?
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:46 am
when was the election o.0 I must've missed it
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:00 am
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:13 am
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:21 pm
my new avvy makes baby Jesus fear for his life!
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:40 am
5,999,999 more times and you've got your very own Holocaust!
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:07 pm
And it's ok....He IS a jew. 
Well, kinda.
Well, kinda.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:47 am
Here's some more light-hearted jesus humor...
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
Proof That Jesus Was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
Proof That Jesus Was Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
Proof That Jesus Was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.
Proof that Jesus Was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion
and to end the long debated truth:
Proof that Jesus Was Black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:
1. He went into his father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
Proof That Jesus Was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
Proof That Jesus Was Puerto Rican:
1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.
Proof That Jesus Was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.
Proof that Jesus Was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion
and to end the long debated truth:
Proof that Jesus Was Black:
1. He called everybody brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:09 am
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:57 pm
Code: Select all
__________
/ ___ ___ \
/ / @ \/ @ \ \ I DON'T GET WHY SO MANY JEWS HAD TO DIE
\ \___/\___/ /\
\____\/____/|| WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GO TO THEIR SUMMER
/ /\\\\\// HOMES UNTIL THE HOLOCAUST THINGY WAS
| |\\\\\\ PASSE
\ \\\\\\
\______/\\\\ FOR GOODNESS SAKE PEOPLE JUST HAVE YOUR
_||_||_ DRIVER TAKE YOU TO THE HAMPTONS
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| ~ON~ |
| ____ | THIS IS THE JESUS BUTTON
| |.--.| |
| || || | YOU PRESS IT AND IT CALLS JESUS
| ||__|| |
| ||\ \| |
| |\ \_\ | IT'S LIKE PRAYING IN THAT IT DOESN'T WORK
| |_\[_] | BUT AT LEAST IT REQUIRES LESS EFFORT
| |
| ~OFF~ |
'----------' Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:57 pm
Lag makes baby jesus cry...
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