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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:54 am
by Fluffyumpkins
Are they dead?
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:23 pm
by Merk
Haverhill is a school, therefore a building, therefore it doesn't live, therefore it doesn't die, therefore no it is not dead. It is still functioning as a school.
I have no idea what my former science teacher is up to, probably retirement.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:21 pm
by Riot
Merk wrote:Haverhill is a school, therefore a building, therefore it doesn't live, therefore it doesn't die, therefore no it is not dead. It is still functioning as a school.
I have no idea what my former science teacher is up to, probably retirement.
She just retired. When I taught 5th grade at Mrs. Nix's class during my senior year of high school, I went into Mrs. McAfee's class a few times. She's still...eccentric. Remembered me though.
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:48 pm
by Fluffyumpkins
Riot wrote:Merk wrote:Haverhill is a school, therefore a building, therefore it doesn't live, therefore it doesn't die, therefore no it is not dead. It is still functioning as a school.
I have no idea what my former science teacher is up to, probably retirement.
She just retired. When I taught 5th grade at Mrs. Nix's class during my senior year of high school, I went into Mrs. McAfee's class a few times. She's still...eccentric. Remembered me though.
I was asking Merk. Get your own thread or ban...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:21 pm
by Riot
Fluffyumpkins wrote:Riot wrote:Merk wrote:Haverhill is a school, therefore a building, therefore it doesn't live, therefore it doesn't die, therefore no it is not dead. It is still functioning as a school.
I have no idea what my former science teacher is up to, probably retirement.
She just retired. When I taught 5th grade at Mrs. Nix's class during my senior year of high school, I went into Mrs. McAfee's class a few times. She's still...eccentric. Remembered me though.
I was asking Merk. Get your own thread or ban...
But alas Merk did not know the answer. Perhaps I should make my own thread! But I like Merk better than me.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:43 am
by Fagulous
Merk wrote:Where exactly the phrase is from I have no idea. I first saw the phrase on one of those motivational posters in my 2nd grade science class. The poster had an electrical cord connected to a light bulb with the cord spelling out "Knowledge is power" and the bulb shining vigorously.
Oh Haverhill... Oh Mrs. Macafee... ::weep::
This poster, is it the same one where the plug wasn't actually plugged into anything? I always found that funny.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:51 am
by Merk
Yes it was!
rooooffffllllllll
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:28 pm
by Fagulous
Dear Merk,
What is the best way to trick/encourage a straight man into having gay sex?
Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:26 pm
by hascoolnickname
put a fleshlight in your butt
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:35 am
by Merk
Become a very convincing transvesite or cross-dresser.
But I say let the straights be straights and the gays be gays.
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:39 am
by seveneleven
hascoolnickname wrote:put a fleshlight in your butt
I got a fleshlight in my cereal box once, man i had a hard time explaing that one... O_o
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:22 am
by hascoolnickname
seveneleven wrote:hascoolnickname wrote:put a fleshlight in your butt
I got a fleshlight in my cereal box once, man i had a hard time explaing that one... O_o
Aha! NOW I CAN SEE WHY KIDS LOVE CINAMON TOAST CRUNCH!
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:19 am
by Fluffyumpkins
seveneleven wrote:hascoolnickname wrote:put a fleshlight in your butt
I got a fleshlight in my cereal box once, man i had a hard time explaing that one... O_o
They're grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:21 am
by sam
Fagulous wrote:Dear Merk,
What is the best way to trick/encourage a straight man into having gay sex?
alcohol or mdma
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:48 pm
by Fagulous
Dear Merk,
Sometimes I don't get nearly as much sleep as I should, and the next day my erections feel really really good. Why is this?