[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

[Merk]

aaaaahahaha holy shit. Oh well I guess that's Kentucky for ya. What surprises me is that he clearly runs a hipster restaurant where he deals with actual gays all the time. I guess he got tired of serving all those fukken queens their Mint Juleps and Steak Tartare so got out of the game.


"We're glad to meet you! Come on by!"

Indeed. Pussy pounders only.

[Ho]

It might as well have been! It was Jayson Lewellyn. Here's the Facebook message:

Not really sure why you would friend another dude that you don't know - but by the look of you - I probably understand why - and I'm not gay, so that pretty much is the end of your bullshit friend request. If I'm wrong, the only other reason would be because you are a nosey mother fucker.... Since you obviously don't know me, I'm not going to make an issue of it by sticking your rude ass in garbage can somewhere- but I would advise some distance - because you and I both know why you sent that to me. You won't be told twice to back the fuck up. Or I could be wrong - I mean - you do look homosexual ... So, sorry if I offended you-I'm just not interested

Go figure.

- I mean - I do look homosexual... so.

He never actually called you a faggot. You totally blew that out of proportion. You should apologize to him for calling him out on such a public forum like this!

Besides, he can't have you anyway. YOU'RE ALL MINE! <3

[Merk]

http://insiderlouisville.com/news/2011/ ... vate-saga/

Yeah this guy is an all-around scumbag who couldn't run a hotdog stand much less a restaurant.

[Ho]

Out of curiosity, did you include any message with your friend request? I'm guessing not.

I just can't fathom the incredible insecurity it must take to jump to a conclusion like that and then fly off the handle to defend against a non-existent attack. I swear, he and Paul are two peas in a pod...real close buddies. But Jason will deny it, of course. He don't swing that way!

[Fluffyumpkins]

No message with friend request.

[Ho]

Seriously, I don't even...

[SoDeepPolaris]

Opening a restaurant is in the "Riskiest Shit You Could Ever Do In Life" list next to swimming the coast of Australia with a bloody, raw steak tucked into your swimsuit.

It's more often than not financial suicide. I think Food Network owes a generation of Culinary Institute of Insert City an apology for making the lifestyle look so lavish and easy. Then again, we have shows based on being bitchy, rich housewives with self-inflicted drama issues so whatever. Roll tide.

[Fluffyumpkins]

If anyone cares about Paul Christoforo:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/vi ... mer-Client

This guy, I swear.

Edit:

I like to follow little internet soap operas.

http://www.allgames.com/show/17/Dead-Pixel-Live/

He's just a guy with a bad temper and a filter that needs upgrading. He's a reasonably well spoken average guy that just ran his mouth at the wrong dude. Gibby, for those that know him, could just as easily get into the same trouble, but he isn't a bad person.

[Ho]

You should friend him on Facebook and see if he calls you a faggot.

[Fluffyumpkins]

http://armorgames.com/play/12745/this-i ... ly-level-3

Can YOU beat it without a guide? I did. Do I frighten you?

[Pokebis]

So this year I graduate high school and legally become and adult.
And the world ends.
I still haven't met any of you besides briefly talking to WhiteDragon during an exceptionally loud rock concert at Gen Con while they were blasting metal music.

[SoDeepPolaris]

So this year I graduate high school and legally become and adult.
And the world ends.
I still haven't met any of you besides briefly talking to WhiteDragon during an exceptionally loud rock concert at Gen Con while they were blasting metal music.

The world does end after high school. It's all down hill from there.

The Mayans had it right.

[Pokebis]

Well shit.

[Merk]

Man I would love to go back to the days where women didn't want anything to do with me and all I cared about was leveling my Everquest character, passing 9s on DDR, and going to band practice. Oh, and playing Warcraft III and thinking up the most ridiculous 3v3 strategies with my friends.

+ 2 Undead, 1 Orc / Human
+ Everybody buys that little wand that raises skeletons from corpses from the undead players shops
+ Feed one undead player all your wood so he can fast tech to destroyers
+ Everyone goes Dark Ranger as their first hero with Dark Arrow ability. Alternate skills between life drain and Dark Arrow.
+ Rush the fuck out an Orc or Human opponent. Kill peons, raise skeletons from their corpses. Whenever you kill a unit or lose a unit use the wand to raise skeletons.
+ If opponents don't immediately curse at you and (assuming the non-undead player is human) tech to tier 2 and get Blood Mage with banish.
+ Attack with destroyers, random little tier 1 units, and heroes. Banish an enemy's hero and triple focus-fire life drain with all three Dark Rangers, watch as enemy hero dies in less than two seconds.
+ If opponents don't call you fags and quit, steamroll their bases with destroyers. If opponent is orc then do a little jig as your destroyers obliterate their supply depots since they are heavy armored and no one ever gets the "turn supply depots into fortified armor" upgrade.
+ If you fuck up somewhere and the game goes until your Dark Ranger gets level 6, laugh as you charm your opponents army and add their units to your Dark Ranger crew.


Man that game was impossible to balance and 3v3 got super ridiculous at times. I've never had a better time playing an RTS than that game.

[SoDeepPolaris]

Man I would love to go back to the days where women didn't want anything to do with me and all I cared about was leveling my Everquest character, passing 9s on DDR, and going to band practice. Oh, and playing Warcraft III and thinking up the most ridiculous 3v3 strategies with my friends.

+ 2 Undead, 1 Orc / Human
+ Everybody buys that little wand that raises skeletons from corpses from the undead players shops
+ Feed one undead player all your wood so he can fast tech to destroyers
+ Everyone goes Dark Ranger as their first hero with Dark Arrow ability. Alternate skills between life drain and Dark Arrow.
+ Rush the fuck out an Orc or Human opponent. Kill peons, raise skeletons from their corpses. Whenever you kill a unit or lose a unit use the wand to raise skeletons.
+ If opponents don't immediately curse at you and (assuming the non-undead player is human) tech to tier 2 and get Blood Mage with banish.
+ Attack with destroyers, random little tier 1 units, and heroes. Banish an enemy's hero and triple focus-fire life drain with all three Dark Rangers, watch as enemy hero dies in less than two seconds.
+ If opponents don't call you fags and quit, steamroll their bases with destroyers. If opponent is orc then do a little jig as your destroyers obliterate their supply depots since they are heavy armored and no one ever gets the "turn supply depots into fortified armor" upgrade.
+ If you fuck up somewhere and the game goes until your Dark Ranger gets level 6, laugh as you charm your opponents army and add their units to your Dark Ranger crew.


Man that game was impossible to balance and 3v3 got super ridiculous at times. I've never had a better time playing an RTS than that game.

Yeah, but what was your APM?