[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

Silent_Blade · Post by **Silent_Blade** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:57 pm

Jinchuu wrote:Kids aren't all bad.. they go pretty good on pizza.

True that, but only if they've been run through a cheese grater enough times that they're no longer recognizable...Mmm I just made myself hungry...

Chibi · Post by **Chibi** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:32 pm

toyota camry > chevrolet astro

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:39 pm

Chibi wrote:toyota camry > chevrolet astro

Mr. T's GMC Custom > All other known forms of transportation, including walking.

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:45 pm

The General Lee > All

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:06 am

God Of Rock wrote:The General Lee > All

Hmmm.... sounds like a challenge.

Mr. T's GMC Custom Vs. The General Lee?

GMC Custom

+It was customized by Mr. T
+Room for everybody and everything.
+Racing Stripes on a full-sized Van!
+My Van is Fast, FOO!

-Has been known to tip over, but only when it's convienant for the bad guy to get away. Usually at the begining of the episode.

The the GMC Van is not as manuverable as the General Lee, but it does leave cool skidmarks when it corners It's also much faster than the General Lee, allowing it to jump over convientally placed ramps and rising bridges. It also has plenty of room for caputed criminals and crime-fighting equipment in the back.

The General Lee

+Can not be stopped by police though any known method.
+Can stop in mid air for country poke to make commentary
+Can run on pure Moonshine
+Virtually Indistructable

-Often runs out of gas when it's the most inconvientant. Forcing the occupants to come up with creative solutions to hiding a bright orange car with a conferderate flag painted on the top.

Though the General Lee is not as fast as the GMC Van, it's more menuverable. Allowing to take country roads at high speeds without hitting trees. Also, the general lee is virutally indistrutable, allowing it to pass strait though any large carts full of hay that block the road. Unfortunally, the General Lee is not know for being spacious, often resulting in comical displays of driving while being distracted by chickens that have ended up in the vehicle, as well as women who for whatever reason can't sit in the back seat, and is forced to sit between the two Hazzard boys.

H E R O · Post by **H E R O** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:23 am

i was gonna post something funny, but the bell just rang, so pretend it was funny.

SoDeepPolaris · Post by **SoDeepPolaris** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:37 am

What about Knight Rider? How does he fit in? I think he could whoop The General Lee in a knife fight.

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:09 pm

Chibi wrote:toyota camry > chevrolet astro

Mosh = another Camry driver.

Represent. \m/>_<\m/

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:31 pm

Meh, I still like my truck. It has lots of hood space.

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:56 pm

Mua ha ha! YES!

GaKki · Post by **GaKki** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:22 pm

/\/\3 > j00

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:12 pm

1337=Ghey.

Fuzakeru · Post by **Fuzakeru** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:27 pm

Creepy chibi signature = Complete awesomeness

You always have the best signatures. Although, ONE DAY! ONE DAY!!!! I will OWN your soul with some so amazing, so absurd, so astounding that it'll make your head explode.

Random thought - Myles rescued a skateboard from the pond today for some 15 year olds who said the f word more times than to my liking.

tang · Post by **tang** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:32 pm

I think my sig is the best

dancing queen iu · Post by **dancing queen iu** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:36 pm

whoa it really IS the best