Bitching about the opposite sex and discussion thereof

Gumby · Post by **Gumby** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:42 pm

so here's a thread where you can let loose and rant about all the things that piss you off about the opposite sex. Not a flame thread mind you. I don't want anything about anyone in particular in here i.e. no names. Just general observations about the other gender (stereotypical male chauvinist bullshit is more than welcome)

One of my pet peeves is when girls do the "I'm mad and you have to guess why" game. They get pissed off. Make sure you know they are pissed off. But refuse to tell you WHY they are pissed off and are even more pissed off that you don't know why. Especially if it is something YOU did.

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:45 pm

OMFG RARWR I hate wen there all like preppy bitches and strut around like they just had anal and couldent find the lube. Just looking at one of them makes me want to shit myself. AND wen there like OMG IM GUNNA PLAY HARD TO GET BUT IM AN UGLY BITCH TEEEHEHEHHEHEEEE fucking faggots

AND THE ONES who are like omgomg ewwwwwww who would ever have sex jesus gave me my vagina just so i can pee AND NOTHING ELSE. if i evar put ANYTHING up there masta jesus would make me go to hell ewww
.

OHHH and wen stupid sluts were shirts or pants that have words right on the ass or tits just to get you to look at the said ass or tits, AND THEN THEY START BITCHING WHEN YOU TRY TO READ THE DAM WORDS "OMMGGG EWW JUST BECAUSE I WORE THESE TO DRAW ATTNETION TO MY EXTREMELY SMALL BREASTS DOESENT MEAN YOU CAN READ THE WORDS EWWWW YOU PERVERT."

GODDAM

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:52 pm

Im angraaaah

Erica6924 · Post by **Erica6924** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:53 pm

i resent the small breast comment.

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:55 pm

lol im sorry if i offended anybody and erica, i disagree with the small breasts and you

o wait im gay i can fucking bitch all i want rawrawrarwrrararar

SoDeepPolaris · Post by **SoDeepPolaris** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:57 pm

Potter wrote:lol im sorry if i offended anybody and erica, i disagree with the small breasts and you

o wait im gay i can fucking bitch all i want rawrawrarwrrararar

Using sexual orientation as a reason to do things is funny.

tang · Post by **tang** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:59 pm

awwww...no bitching abput the same sex? darn. I get along with guys better. But I will admit that girls are smarter

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:00 pm

SoDeepPolaris wrote:
Potter wrote:lol im sorry if i offended anybody and erica, i disagree with the small breasts and you

o wait im gay i can fucking bitch all i want rawrawrarwrrararar
Using sexual orientation as a reason to do things is funny.

wtf? i wasnt trying to be funny i was just waiting for sumbody to say omgomg potter you must be ghey well no shit shirlock DIG DEAPER WATSON!

Fujiwara Bunta · Post by **Fujiwara Bunta** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:03 pm

i. hate. the sound of whining women.

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:04 pm

Fujiwara Bunta wrote:i. hate. the sound of whining women.

*twitches*

*foams*

*finds knife*

Erica6924 · Post by **Erica6924** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:05 pm

i hate guys that think they know everything. And then when u prove them wrong... They still think they're right.

*rolls eyes*

assnuggets.

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:49 pm

I hate girls that apologize for everything, even if it isn't thier fault or even worth apologizing for, they also are usually the type that act all timid and can't make a decision.

Also never ask a guy if you are fat, especially if you are fat, because I for one will say yes. Since I is are teh fag like potter, I'm excempt from your pussy and I don't care if your pissed off at me.

Then they have the nerve to get all pissy and whiney with you after you say yes.

Age old rule, if you don't want to know don't ask.

Pheadra · Post by **Pheadra** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:49 pm

When guys try to play "I have the bigger penis game" I dont mean like he take out your penis and lets look at it. Just petty arguments like "I know more" "No I know more! "I know more then you nanannanananannanah!"

Merk · Post by **Merk** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:00 pm

i. hate. the sound of whining women.

"Noooooo-ah!"

"Whyyyy-ah?"

Every girl who I have ever heard whine adds a little "ah" sound at the end of an exaggerated final syllable. I genuinely have yet to hear a girl not do that. Annoying, yes, but easy to satirize and tease.

Jizzon · Post by **Jizzon** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:19 pm

Fagulous wrote:Also never ask a guy if you are fat, especially if you are fat, because I for one will say yes. (yadda yadda)

It bothers me even more when you are being truthful with her, and she doesn't believe you. Grrrr.