[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

[Merk]

Hipster foreplay

[Fluffyumpkins]

I regularly typo Marketing as Merketing.

[Fluffyumpkins]

If someone walks by my cube and asks if I'm enjoying my bird seed in reference to granola... can I shoryuken?

[SoDeepPolaris]

If someone walks by my cube and asks if I'm enjoying my bird seed in reference to granola... can I shoryuken?

If it's a granola bar, just turn and throw it really hard at his face. Afterwards, pull a fresh granola bar out of your desk drawer and proceed to open and eat it.

[Ho]

If someone walks by my cube and asks if I'm enjoying my bird seed in reference to granola... can I shoryuken?

If it's a granola bar, just turn and throw it really hard at his face. Afterwards, pull a fresh granola bar out of your desk drawer and proceed to open and eat it.

I want this on video.

[Fluffyumpkins]

If someone walks by my cube and asks if I'm enjoying my bird seed in reference to granola... can I shoryuken?

If it's a granola bar, just turn and throw it really hard at his face. Afterwards, pull a fresh granola bar out of your desk drawer and proceed to open and eat it.

It is in a bag. I should note that the person who said this is one of those, "give me a good ol' steak any day, amurica" jackasses.

[SoDeepPolaris]

If someone walks by my cube and asks if I'm enjoying my bird seed in reference to granola... can I shoryuken?

If it's a granola bar, just turn and throw it really hard at his face. Afterwards, pull a fresh granola bar out of your desk drawer and proceed to open and eat it.

It is in a bag. I should note that the person who said this is one of those, "give me a good ol' steak any day, amurica" jackasses.

Which would make the granola pegging all the funnier. He will probably make some fat guy noise as he stumbles backwards clutching his nose as flakes of granola fall from his face.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Is Pinterest a porn site for food and hotels?

[Ho]

What is porn without food and hotels?

[Fluffyumpkins]

What is porn without food and hotels?

That's correct. You pick the category.

[Merk]

[Ho]

I'm fond of the version of this with a face:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lIR2NKY98c

[Fluffyumpkins]

I'm fond of the version of this with a face:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lIR2NKY98c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_0zNhQH ... re=related
Full version is great. That made my morning.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Bleh. I really dislike the phrase 'going viral' with regard to movies, pictures, and such. It's an elementary way to look at the internet and informing sharing.

Tim, Mike, and Katy were asking about IndyDDR last night. That made me sad.

[Ho]

Asking what about it? And did it make you sad because they're not on here to see whatever they were asking about for themselves?