Merk vs. IndyDDR: Waiting for a Merk-acle

[Fluffyumpkins]

Woah woah woah.

[Merk]

hahaha

Man this is going to be a great couple of months coming up here I tell you what. I'm not going to be a bitch and you can make all the noise you want even if I am asleep for the night shift, I am a heavy sleeper.

All I ask in return is that you respect my extremely strict masturbation schedule.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Orthodox wanker.

[Merk]

I'm actually a reform wanker, thank you.

[Fluffyumpkins]

When are you bringing the TV? Also, when will you be getting home. I'm usually asleep until 8:00 AM.

[Merk]

Jesus Christ... All anyone cares about is that fucking TV. Wes is pissed that the TV is going away, the DA is tolerating my move in because of the TV, and Jen is mad that I am bringing the TV up (but is okay now that she can blow her tax refund on a bigger TV).

I believe the shift goes from 8pm to 8am. Odds are I will be coming home as you are leaving. I plan to sleep while you're away from work so when you do get home we can hang out for a little bit before I have to start my shift.

EDIT: I still need to arrange a time with Pat on when he can move my shit out now that he has a pick up truck. Let's assume that next week is when the stuff will all be moved in. I have a load that I am putting in my car tomorrow morning before I come up.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Jesus Christ... All anyone cares about is that fucking TV. Wes is pissed that the TV is going away, the DA is tolerating my move in because of the TV, and Jen is mad that I am bringing the TV up (but is okay now that she can blow her tax refund on a bigger TV).

You are your TV. That's what Fight Club was all about.

I believe the shift goes from 8pm to 8am. Odds are I will be coming home as you are leaving. I plan to sleep while you're away from work so when you do get home we can hang out for a little bit before I have to start my shift.

That'll work. 12 hour work days are pretty nuts. I'm going to guess you'll be in Bloomington like every weekend.

[Merk]

I love how you are treating this as a big hassle and not like an awesome opportunity.

[Fluffyumpkins]

I love how you are treating this as a big hassle and not like an awesome opportunity.

My world is a weltschmerz.

[Merk]

Is that Yiddish for something, ya schmuck?

[Riot]

Dude Merk is gonna sit in all of your chairs and eat all of your chips for all of your life.

[Merk]

I will never understand why Jen didn't let me just put shit in her apartment but whatever I got to see Blue Dragon and that was pretty enlightening.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Dude Merk is gonna sit in all of your chairs and eat all of your chips for all of your life.

You should pay Riot back all that money you stole from him.

You still owe me $20 for not getting under two hundo-bro.

Riot, you can move into the guest room and Merk can stay with you like old times and have a smelly laundry corner.

[Merk]

For the record I paid Riot back all that money. When I first started working at Apparatus I remember Riot and I had a discussion on here about how I should give him his money. Don't give me that shit.

[Riot]

I don't remember that!