[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

[Merk]

Upbringing:
Obama: Raised in Hawaii and Indonesia.
Clinton: Raised in a shack in the Deep South.

Eating habits:
Obama: Likes healthy foods, probably eats organic things.
Clinton: Loves everything fried, has Fred Sanford style heart trouble.

Lust for white women:
Obama: Married a black woman.
Clinton: Married a white woman, had several affairs with other white women.

Ability to participate in an impromptu jazz jam session:
Obama: Dances in an awkward fashion.
Clinton: Plays a mean sax.


What I'm saying is that Obama is not the type of black guy we all wanted to have as our president and that Clinton was a shit load more black than Obama ever was.

[Fluffyumpkins]

I think Obama put the country more in debt than Clinton... so yeah. There's that.

[Merk]

Yeah I guess.

I don't know the debt and shit doesn't really affect any of us on a personal level but Obama did get rid of Online Poker so yeah fuck THAT guy. Thank God for unemployment I absolutely love my $40 a week stipend.

[Potter]

[Merk]

Can you actually sit on that or does it just crumple like a Chinese fan when you put your ignorant American bottom on it?

[SoDeepPolaris]

If Santorum wins, I will cry a river.

[Riot]

I went from private schools with 95% of my teachers being awesome to a public school with 30% of them being awesome (K-12 speaking, of course). I'm pretty sure the public school teachers make more than most Canterbury teachers.

Cbury: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/v ... Em8xEUmerY

[Potter]

i love how WSHH is popz now

[SoDeepPolaris]

I went from private schools with 95% of my teachers being awesome to a public school with 30% of them being awesome (K-12 speaking, of course). I'm pretty sure the public school teachers make more than most Canterbury teachers.

Cbury: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/v ... Em8xEUmerY

High school dances were kinda like that. A teacher cried during chapel talking to us about our behavior at a homecoming dance.

But fuck reggaeton.

[Riot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiBrPkGo ... re=related

i really like this baby

[Fluffyumpkins]

There was a dude on Facebook named Justin Bailey. I asked if he was "the" Justin Bailey.

Justin Bailey: Seriously? That's 4 times in 2 days.......Yes, I am the Metroid code to get all the nerdy horny gamers the pics of that chick in a bikini

This poor man has probably been called out on this thousands of times. Just like Michael Bolton from Office Space.

[Ho]

I celebrate his entire catalog.

[Merk]

PC LOAD LETTER?!?!?!

[SoDeepPolaris]

No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

[Ho]

I want a Jump to Conclusions mat.