Riot's first day of teaching thread

[Riot]

So one of the kids came in today and said "Hi Riot55, who is Chad and why is he hitting walls?"

owned

[Potter]

LOL

[Fluffyumpkins]

So one of the kids came in today and said "Hi Riot55, who is Chad and why is he hitting walls?"

owned

He is a mad mad mad nerd.

[Merk]

Oh my gentle Jesus that is hilarious.

Riot you have to go into internet hermit mode now. The secret is out!

[Fluffyumpkins]

I hope your kids don't search for 'Riot 55 IndyDDR'.

"IndyDDR.com • View topic - Let's Fap - Future Fapping Game"

[Potter]

hahahaha

[Riot]

"I bet I know more about videogames than you" - random kid
"I... don't think so." - me
"Have you ever heard of Race Car Mania?"
"No, because that's not a game."
"Yes it is, it's on some really old system... something 62."
"Nintendo 64?"
"Yeah that one!'

=/ It's really weird that my kids were born in 98' or 97', during the PSX / N64 years were already well on their way.

[Fluffyumpkins]

"I bet I know more about videogames than you" - random kid
"I... don't think so." - me
"Have you ever heard of Race Car Mania?"
"No, because that's not a game."
"Yes it is, it's on some really old system... something 62."
"Nintendo 64?"
"Yeah that one!'

=/ It's really weird that my kids were born in 98' or 97', during the PSX / N64 years were already well on their way.

I'm guessing many of them have never held an NES controller.

[chocobojoe]

You should have been like, "Yeah, well have you heard of Beatmania?"

[Merk]

I miss the old Riot that would make posts throughout the day. I feel like no one really starts posting on this site til like 2:45ish.

I am awfully lonely during the day guys. Please cater to me.

Riot please give us an update on your teaching career. Have you lost your disciplinary virginity yet? Rack them motherfuckers up.

[Riot]

Not really. I've yelled a few times but haven't called parents or anything yet. Nervous! The kids baked food today for this Culture Day project and it was pretty decent for the most part. Tomorrow is the Midterm party for all the kids who have a C- and no missing work. That's why I like middle school; we get to have fun still!

Also 2 hour delay today too! WOO FOG!

[Merk]

Why on Earth would you celebrate having a C- ?

And yes random fog delays are the best. It's crazy how foggy the mornings can be in F dub.

[Potter]

he probably meant c- or better, lul

[Riot]

YUP

[SoDeepPolaris]

We didn't get C- parties at Canterbury. NO PARTIES FOR THE WEAK-MINDED AMIRITE

But we never got fog delays, either.

Fuck public schools.