Make fun of Riot while he's gone thread
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Fluffyumpkins
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Make fun of Riot while he's gone thread
He is dumb.
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Re: Make fun of Riot while he's gone thread
He's a nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
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Re: Make fun of Riot while he's gone thread
The jerk store called. They're running out of Riots.
I really love CS:GO's 64 tick servers.
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Re: Make fun of Riot while he's gone thread
I think he's an ok person but there are a few things he needs to do:
+ Go outside
+ Leave his bubble
+ Get the inevitable divorce out of the way so he can get over it quicker
--+ Sub-point: Your alimony will be significantly less the sooner you divorce as well
+ Adopt a teacup-schnauzer
+ Accept a teaching position at an inner-city Indianapolis middle school
+ Be my friend
+ Go outside
+ Leave his bubble
+ Get the inevitable divorce out of the way so he can get over it quicker
--+ Sub-point: Your alimony will be significantly less the sooner you divorce as well
+ Adopt a teacup-schnauzer
+ Accept a teaching position at an inner-city Indianapolis middle school
+ Be my friend
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Re: Make fun of Riot while he's gone thread
I think it's a whopping $0 if you're married less than 10 years.Merk wrote:--+ Sub-point: Your alimony will be significantly less the sooner you divorce as well
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Re: Make fun of Riot while he's gone thread
Joe you have no idea how happy that makes me if that's true.chocobojoe wrote:I think it's a whopping $0 if you're married less than 10 years.Merk wrote:--+ Sub-point: Your alimony will be significantly less the sooner you divorce as well
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Fluffyumpkins
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Re: Make fun of Riot while he's gone thread
I would like to keep this thread dedicated to making fun of Riot. His inevitable divorce (and the discussion of it) can be debated elsewhere.
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Re: Make fun of Riot while he's gone thread
Hi Riot how many times did you have awkward nerd sex during your honeymoon?
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Merk
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Re: Make fun of Riot while he's gone thread
Yeah we have a bet going. We don't need to know the exact number, we just need to know if it was greater than, less than, or equal to 8 nerd bones.chocobojoe wrote:Hi Riot how many times did you have awkward nerd sex during your honeymoon?
Re: Make fun of Riot while he's gone thread
Depends on what constitutes said bangage (and I saw your discussion on the terminology in the other thread), but in literal terms, those who selected under are the winners. Maybe if Meg and I had been together for a shorter amount of time and weren't already an old married couple before we actually got married it would have been higher.
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Re: Make fun of Riot while he's gone thread
Oh fuck yeah I won!
In fact, I think everyone won. Remind me to never be a bookie, I guess I suck at creating betting lines.
In fact, I think everyone won. Remind me to never be a bookie, I guess I suck at creating betting lines.
