[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

[Merk]

I'd teach PE, band, or history

I'd like to do a four week course on the American Civil War. In my opinion it's the most important and interesting part of American history.

[Fluffyumpkins]

I'd teach irony, band, or history

[Riot]

Those are always the subjects with the most cranky old men. Besides math. Did you ever have Mr. Patterson? Man did he suck.

Teachers have to take continuing education classes every other year or so to renew their licenses. I wonder how people like Pat Patterson do in these classes... the man literally wore jeans, a white undershirt, and a grey hoodie EVERY DAY for probably 30 years. I wonder what he does for fun. I wonder if he and his wife live in a marriage of routine, bitterness, and fear of being alone.

also props to Fluffyumpkins on that joke, because I honestly did laugh out loud a little, which is a pretty big deal because I would say 98% of all internet lols are not actually out loud

[Fluffyumpkins]

Those are always the subjects with the most cranky old men. Besides math. Did you ever have Mr. Patterson? Man did he suck.

Teachers have to take continuing education classes every other year or so to renew their licenses. I wonder how people like Pat Patterson do in these classes... the man literally wore jeans, a white undershirt, and a grey hoodie EVERY DAY for probably 30 years. I wonder what he does for fun. I wonder if he and his wife live in a marriage of routine, bitterness, and fear of being alone.

also props to Fluffyumpkins on that joke, because I honestly did laugh out loud a little, which is a pretty big deal because I would say 98% of all internet lols are not actually out loud

I admit that I thought it was one of my more clever jokes. I had debated adding text like, "Fixed." Or "Fixed for FATTY FAT" but I opted to go the more direct route. I hope he doesn't get offended. He can make fun of me on the internet if he wishes.

[Merk]

My high school PE teacher was one of the fattest men alive so if he can do it so can I.

I just think it'd be easy as fuck to teach PE and it would counter-intuitively increase my mass.

[Riot]

Chad there is literally nothing to make fun of you about. You are an impenetrable internet colossus and jokes just bounce off you.

I wish you would play games with us : (

speaking of games, Merk you mentioned you wanted a switch... http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=sr_ ... 1248877011

looks like you can get some for under or around 10 bucks. same with headset

this one looks good! http://www.amazon.com/TRENDnet-Ethernet ... 838&sr=1-6

oh p.s. the xbox uses the same size headphone hole that cell phones use... so if you got extra headset thing with cellphone, try that. anything with the 2.5mm jack should work

[chocobojoe]

Well I did get divorced so now I need to find a new fiancée to break up with eventually.

[Merk]

Joe I am so sorry I'm sure bringing your personal life onto the Indiana Dance Dance Revolution web portal is not kosher

[Merk]

So my work buddy and I agreed to switch our hours and now I come in from 7:30am and work til 4:30pm.

Yeah we'll see how this works but holy fuck am I tired this morning. I seriously sleep like 5-6 hours a day these days and catch up on the weekends. Is this a sign that I hate my job? Do I value my free time so much that I'm subconsciously willing to damage my health?

Man I used to sleep a good 8-9 hours a day back when I had nothing but free time aka from college to employment. I loooove sleep.

We really need to change the American work hours to 11am - 7pm so we can all just live our fucking lives.

[Fluffyumpkins]

So my work buddy and I agreed to switch our hours and now I come in from 7:30am and work til 4:30pm.

Yeah we'll see how this works but holy fuck am I tired this morning. I seriously sleep like 5-6 hours a day these days and catch up on the weekends. Is this a sign that I hate my job? Do I value my free time so much that I'm subconsciously willing to damage my health?

Man I used to sleep a good 8-9 hours a day back when I had nothing but free time aka from college to employment. I loooove sleep.

We really need to change the American work hours to 11am - 7pm so we can all just live our fucking lives.

What were your old hours?

[Merk]

8:30am to 5:30pm

Yeah it's only an hour difference but holy fuck if Chad and I couldn't really hang out before we certainly can't hang out now.

[Riot]

Yep it sucks. I woke up at 5:30 every morning during my student teaching... pretty much kills night times.

Just bought some Magic cards, I am now nerd 2.0. Anybody have extra cards they don't want? Gimme.

Merk I am doing good the last 2 days in Super. Been winning 75% lately, and I am proud of myself. I am trying not to jump so much and eat dragon punches and wakeup ultras.

[Merk]

Why did you buy Magic the Gathering cards no one plays this game that you know of

[Riot]

Nah my fort wayne friends do (kevin, jacob, greg, eric wine, brennon), and me and seth play online sometimes. i wanted my own deck instead of bumming cards off jacob i guess.

MY MAMMY BOUGHT THEM FOR ME :3 i like opening booster packs IT IS SO EXCITING

[Fluffyumpkins]

Nah my fort wayne friends do (kevin, jacob, greg, eric wine, brennon), and me and seth play online sometimes. i wanted my own deck instead of bumming cards off jacob i guess.

MY MAMMY BOUGHT THEM FOR ME :3 i like opening booster packs IT IS SO EXCITING

I played Magic in 7th grade. Kept a lot of my cards too. If you want to look old school, I have some Unlimited and Revised (3rd Ed.) mana. Next time we hang out you can look through my boxes.