[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

[Amp Divorax]

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episode ... 681a831040

[chocobojoe]

[Riot]

[Blacktop]

*at a closers meeting*

District Manager: Now, what's the most important part of our uniform?

Me: I think.. pants.. are pretty important...

District Manager: Well, I was going for smiles, but you're probably right.

[Merk]

I found a wiki of some "critical thinking" problems in preparation for the job interviews that I hope to one day have. Some are absolutely retarded but a few really had me thinking about a good way to solve the problem, particularly the "Prisoners" scenario.

I figured some of you might find this interesting if you're bored at your luxury desk job that I hope to one day have.

Linkuu -- http://wiki.xkcd.com/irc/Puzzles

[Merk]

OH AND BY THE WAY I AM STILL LOOKING FOR A JOB IN CASE ANYONE KNOWS ANYONE THAT NEEDS SOMEONE WITH A B.S. IN INFORMATICS FROM INDIANA UNIVERSITY

I am a good computer janitor, and boy howdy can I write scripts to datamine your MySQL database.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Would you work for the government?

http://www.gm.com/corporate/careers/

[Merk]

Yes I would like to work for the gov'ment. But you see, they're pretty much the pinnacle of bureaucracy when it comes to their HR. You have to be absolutely spotless when it comes to filling their qualifications. If they want someone with three years of experience and you only have two and a half, your chances of getting the job are pretty much zero regardless of your other qualifications.

But yes I get it the government bought out GM ROFLMAOZEDONG CHAD YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD SIR.

[Amp Divorax]

Yes I would like to work for the gov'ment. But you see, they're pretty much the pinnacle of bureaucracy when it comes to their HR.

As a DoD employee, allow me to say the following....

Bullshit!

[Merk]

ymmv, but being a grunt certainly improves your chances it seems, DoD or otherwise http://money.cnn.com/2009/04/07/news/ec ... /index.htm

Civvies on the other hand have it a little worse compared to a non-government job
http://ezinearticles.com/?Getting-a-Gov ... id=1533687
http://www.fedsmith.com/article/31/

Amp say you're related to me and help me get a job. You could be my cousin.

[Fluffyumpkins]

Keyboard...

[chocobojoe]

Keyboard...

...mania.

[Merk]

WHY WAS MY MAIN MAN CHAD BANNED I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION OF THIS INTERNET INJUSTICE







<--- He will always live on in my avatar, G-d bless you little heeb.

[Fluffyumpkins]

WHY WAS MY MAIN MAN CHAD BANNED I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION OF THIS INTERNET INJUSTICE







<--- He will always live on in my avatar, G-d bless you little heeb.

I was being a general internet asshat. I've had it coming for a while.

[Merk]

You and me both brah