Step-Fast Diet

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:02 pm

I used to look like this:

But after 42 weeks with the step diet (and eating only a carrot for every meal) I turned into the uber hot kid I am today.

Doc says that I'll stop being depressed when I start eating normal. But never! I will never be a fatty again!

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:34 pm

mexican ninja wrote:

Dude, that's the most awesome picture to ever grace the internet.

Could I have a clean copy of it? There are so many things I could do with that!

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:37 pm

http://www.brodystevens.com/headlines/fat%20kid.jpg

enjoi

Grubb · Post by **Grubb** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:07 am

mexican ninja wrote:http://www.brodystevens.com/headlines/fat%20kid.jpg

enjoi

YAY!

First things first, I've gonna post Ho's face on him!

[Edit] MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Uh-oh!

Looks like lil' Brian could use the Step-Fast diet!

Good thing it's great for kids too!

Haha, okay, sorry. Please, go back on topic now.

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:25 am

DAMN, that's hot if I ever saw it!!!

H E R O · Post by **H E R O** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:51 am

I can't think of anything to say... Other than that anti-beef diets are really just ploys created by cows so they can rebuild their population and begin world conquest.

chocobojoe · Post by **chocobojoe** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:53 am

EAT MOR CHIKIN

I didn't lose any weight playing DDR. I gained weight (damn you muscle!!!)

H E R O · Post by **H E R O** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:55 am

You must be familiar with the organization known as Chick-Fil-A. They are one of the leading fronts for Operation Cow Attack.

God Of Rock · Post by **God Of Rock** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:08 pm

OrangeLounger wrote:EAT MOR CHIKIN

I didn't lose any weight playing DDR. I gained weight (damn you muscle!!!)

DRINK CHIKN! GET E-COLI!!

Dyme · Post by **Dyme** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:40 pm

i've lost maybe 20lbs in a year

Usagi~Lexiel · Post by **Usagi~Lexiel** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:54 pm

letshavetea wrote:meh i lost about 20 lbs... then over the next few months i grew like crazy and i got the weight back :S

oh well i play for fun

sad story, same here.

H E R O · Post by **H E R O** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:14 am

Wouldn't it suck if you could get your legs tied in a knot while playing MaxxUnlimited on Heavy. That would ruin your combo and your day. You don't even deserve to play if that could happen on light...

Erica6924 · Post by **Erica6924** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 9:28 am

Let's see..

I never lost weight while playing ddr..cause..i really never gained or lost weight back in the day..

but as soon as i started taking those yummy paxil i went from 102-140 within like 2 months.. It was quite entertaining

Then i proceeded to take something different
which landed me at 130

then i proceeded to stop taking pillz *nod* and played some ddr..and it landed me at about 127 (actually pretty decent weight for me nowadays...im not such a.....toothpick)

But now..from the love of this WONDERFUL sickness i have
I went from 127-122 in a week.

No diet can beat that

H E R O · Post by **H E R O** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:17 am

What a lovely story. Now lets all go and step on arrows!!!!
Party at Otop's house (j/k)