[Grubb's] Random Thoughts of the Day

Jeff Jeff Revolution · Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:35 am

Some tongue twisters, some of which may get you fired if you mess up:

-I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

-I'm a sheet slitter; I slit sheets. I'm the fastest sheet slitter to ever slit a sheet.

-I'm not the chicken plucker, I'm the chicken plucker's mate, and I'm only plucking chickens 'cause the chicken plucker's late.

-I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy.

malictus · Post by **malictus** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:47 pm

The Wreckers and the Cowboy Junkies are both coming to Bloomington this Wednesday, and I can't go see either of them

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:01 am

uhoh.... spambots have developed time travel. (this is a screen cap of my webmail screen and I highlighted the point that the message was delivered tomorrow).

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:13 pm

well, i stopped by that old record store that exists today, i say hello to the "techno production raidstyle avantcore" section, give a daringly pretentious look to the young sleek fellow pensively eyeing the new moby album, and go about looking at ye styles of chunes. I say hello to boards of canada, perhaps I should get MHTRTC, but I already have a high quality ripitory. I flag down ye old snares of a venetian style/variety, but alas, Hospitality has not done the arriving at this old record store that exists. So I say ye old chap, where to now? I remember a young, sheek, stylistic romantic with chunes so vibrant and new, while retaining such a finesse through the sinewives of rhythms and sounds that come out of my speakers. Who could i be pondering about while simultaniously imagining how gay the one friend of this fellow looking at moby albums might be? Well dare I say, Daedelus Digitalis Darlington, I shall be thinking of you. I go to the D'es, and being terrible at the alphabet in general, spend 5 minutes finding the daedelus section. Alas, look at the music in front of me. What is that staring at the album in front of it gazingly while holding a string of paper? its a cat you dumbshit, on the cover of Throw a fit EP. i buy it and go home. buy the album faggot

Dyme · Post by **Dyme** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:28 pm

Potter wrote:well, i stopped by that old record store that exists today, i say hello to the "techno production raidstyle avantcore" section, give a daringly pretentious look to the young sleek fellow pensively eyeing the new moby album, and go about looking at ye styles of chunes. I say hello to boards of canada, perhaps I should get MHTRTC, but I already have a high quality ripitory. I flag down ye old snares of a venetian style/variety, but alas, Hospitality has not done the arriving at this old record store that exists. So I say ye old chap, where to now? I remember a young, sheek, stylistic romantic with chunes so vibrant and new, while retaining such a finesse through the sinewives of rhythms and sounds that come out of my speakers. Who could i be pondering about while simultaniously imagining how gay the one friend of this fellow looking at moby albums might be? Well dare I say, Daedelus Digitalis Darlington, I shall be thinking of you. I go to the D'es, and being terrible at the alphabet in general, spend 5 minutes finding the daedelus section. Alas, look at the music in front of me. What is that staring at the album in front of it gazingly while holding a string of paper? its a cat you dumbshit, on the cover of Throw a fit EP. i buy it and go home. buy the album faggot

u crack me up potter

Arka · Post by **Arka** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:53 pm

Keyboardmania (the game only) has popped up on Play-Asia.com.

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:55 am

SPAM IS GETTING DEEPER

"A garbage can related to a steam engine trembles, or a buzzard of a dolphin writes a love letter to a dust bunny about a buzzard. A blithe spirit near another parking lot starts reminiscing about lost glory, but a demon for a globule lazily cooks cheese grits for a paycheck toward a minivan. The football team inside some warranty returns home, or the almost burly food stamp graduates from an abstraction defined by a hydrogen atom. A buzzard panics, and a razor blade of the tabloid earns frequent flier miles; however, the hole puncher of a paycheck teaches a college-educated traffic light. The psychotic judge slyly borrows money from the temporal food stamp, because the cocker spaniel pours freezing cold water on the wedding dress.

A chestnut A chestnut
Now and then, a movie theater conquers an annoying mating ritual. The anomaly toward the cloud formation hesitates, because a garbage can around some tomato non-chalantly organizes an abstraction about the razor blade. A pork chop defined by a razor blade, another tomato, and some cyprus mulch living with a cowboy are what made America great! Any plaintiff can carelessly require assistance from a skinny cashier, but it takes a real scooby snack to dance with the power drill. Now and then, the fairy toward some short order cook knows a mating ritual.
Most people believe that a dolphin pours freezing cold water on a tape recorder, but they need to remember how thoroughly the cloud formation beams with joy. For example, some avocado pit indicates that a tabloid competes with a power drill. A scythe secretly admires an incinerated apartment building. Most people believe that some salad dressing feverishly makes a truce with a roller coaster behind a CEO, but they need to remember how single-handledly a South American cheese wheel flies into a rage."

wow

Arka · Post by **Arka** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:44 am

I miss the good old days of RACTER.

malictus · Post by **malictus** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:50 am

Go see The Prestige, pronto!

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:07 am

malictus wrote:Go see The Prestige, pronto!

I wanna see The Prestige, The Departed, Casino Royale, Running With Scissors, Borat, that Jet Li movie, and probably more. Too many movies =/

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:26 am

Riot wrote:
malictus wrote:Go see The Prestige, pronto!
I wanna see The Prestide, Casino Royale, Running With Scissors, Borat, that Jet Li movie, and probably more. Too many movies =/

ZERO, GOOD, MOVIES, DETECTED

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:02 pm

Potter wrote:
Riot wrote:
malictus wrote:Go see The Prestige, pronto!
I wanna see The Prestide, Casino Royale, Running With Scissors, Borat, that Jet Li movie, and probably more. Too many movies =/

ZERO, GOOD, MOVIES, DETECTED

... Sorry I didn't mention any Yu-Gi-Oh movies =(

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:11 pm

ERROR ERROR ERR-*ASPLODE*

"Some pickup truck inside the grand piano procrastinates, and a chess board for a buzzard hesitates; however, a mean-spirited jersey cow eagerly trades baseball cards with the briar patch. For example, the particle accelerator indicates that a bowling ball figures out the most difficult fruit cake. Most people believe that a turkey completely secretly admires a stoic blood clot, but they need to remember how knowingly the turn signal defined by an apartment building beams with joy. When a tabloid is gentle, the outer globule tries to seduce the inferiority complex. A grand piano around the ski lodge feels nagging remorse, but a satellite secretly admires an asteroid inside an ocean."

im never going to stop reaiding my spam mail now

Arka · Post by **Arka** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:15 pm

malictus wrote:Go see The Prestige, pronto!

They made a movie out of a Christopher Priest book?

Must... see...

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:29 pm

Potter wrote:
Riot wrote:
malictus wrote:Go see The Prestige, pronto!
I wanna see The Prestide, Casino Royale, Running With Scissors, Borat, that Jet Li movie, and probably more. Too many movies =/

ZERO, GOOD, MOVIES, DETECTED

Yeah, I agree with Potter! Those movies all had a production budget of over $100.00! Those are some fucking mainstream piece of shit sell out movies!

I'm so indie I spell my state Indieana.