Edit: found the lyrics:
"How come every time you come around
My London, London Bridge wanna go down
My London, London, London wanna go down"
etc.
What the heck is that even supposed to MEAN? Is London Bridge slang for some part of a woman's anatomy? And if so, do I want to know what part?
Though it does have the redeeming line "Such a lady, but I'm dancin' like a ho." What I wouldn't give to be able to dance like a Ho!
