Merk answers your intraweb questions.

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:54 am

Are they dead?

Merk · Post by **Merk** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:23 pm

Haverhill is a school, therefore a building, therefore it doesn't live, therefore it doesn't die, therefore no it is not dead. It is still functioning as a school.

I have no idea what my former science teacher is up to, probably retirement.

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:21 pm

Merk wrote:Haverhill is a school, therefore a building, therefore it doesn't live, therefore it doesn't die, therefore no it is not dead. It is still functioning as a school.

I have no idea what my former science teacher is up to, probably retirement.

She just retired. When I taught 5th grade at Mrs. Nix's class during my senior year of high school, I went into Mrs. McAfee's class a few times. She's still...eccentric. Remembered me though.

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:48 pm

Riot wrote:
Merk wrote:Haverhill is a school, therefore a building, therefore it doesn't live, therefore it doesn't die, therefore no it is not dead. It is still functioning as a school.

I have no idea what my former science teacher is up to, probably retirement.
She just retired. When I taught 5th grade at Mrs. Nix's class during my senior year of high school, I went into Mrs. McAfee's class a few times. She's still...eccentric. Remembered me though.

I was asking Merk. Get your own thread or ban...

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:21 pm

Fluffyumpkins wrote:
Riot wrote:
Merk wrote:Haverhill is a school, therefore a building, therefore it doesn't live, therefore it doesn't die, therefore no it is not dead. It is still functioning as a school.

I have no idea what my former science teacher is up to, probably retirement.
She just retired. When I taught 5th grade at Mrs. Nix's class during my senior year of high school, I went into Mrs. McAfee's class a few times. She's still...eccentric. Remembered me though.
I was asking Merk. Get your own thread or ban...

But alas Merk did not know the answer. Perhaps I should make my own thread! But I like Merk better than me.

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:43 am

Merk wrote:Where exactly the phrase is from I have no idea. I first saw the phrase on one of those motivational posters in my 2nd grade science class. The poster had an electrical cord connected to a light bulb with the cord spelling out "Knowledge is power" and the bulb shining vigorously.

Oh Haverhill... Oh Mrs. Macafee... ::weep::

This poster, is it the same one where the plug wasn't actually plugged into anything? I always found that funny.

Merk · Post by **Merk** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:51 am

Yes it was!

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Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:28 pm

Dear Merk,

What is the best way to trick/encourage a straight man into having gay sex?

hascoolnickname · Post by **hascoolnickname** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:26 pm

put a fleshlight in your butt

Merk · Post by **Merk** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:35 am

Become a very convincing transvesite or cross-dresser.

But I say let the straights be straights and the gays be gays.

seveneleven · Post by **seveneleven** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:39 am

hascoolnickname wrote:put a fleshlight in your butt

I got a fleshlight in my cereal box once, man i had a hard time explaing that one... O_o

hascoolnickname · Post by **hascoolnickname** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:22 am

seveneleven wrote:
hascoolnickname wrote:put a fleshlight in your butt
I got a fleshlight in my cereal box once, man i had a hard time explaing that one... O_o

Aha! NOW I CAN SEE WHY KIDS LOVE CINAMON TOAST CRUNCH!

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:19 am

seveneleven wrote:
hascoolnickname wrote:put a fleshlight in your butt
I got a fleshlight in my cereal box once, man i had a hard time explaing that one... O_o

They're grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

sam · Post by **sam** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:21 am

Fagulous wrote:Dear Merk,

What is the best way to trick/encourage a straight man into having gay sex?

alcohol or mdma

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:48 pm

Dear Merk,

Sometimes I don't get nearly as much sleep as I should, and the next day my erections feel really really good. Why is this?