Jesus was not the son of GOD...Proof.

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Jesus was not the son of GOD...Proof.

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No indeed he wasn't, but he did have powers, because he was a mutant just like the X-men.

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But not just any normal mutant he was a rare special omnimutant, meaning he had several special ablities instead of 1 or 2 like most mutants.

The whole bread and fishes thing? That's just simple Multiplicity, just like Multiple Man Jamie Maddox.

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But you say well he healed the blind and leppars surely that must be the power of God, pfft hardly. He had healing powers sane as Xian
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But Fagulous you ask, "He came back from the dead how could he not be the son of God?"

To this I laugh at you
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Just what freaking X-man hasn't come back from the dead? Well okay there was a couple but they usually come back in a couple of years, or months or in the case of Wolverine a couple of minutes.

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He had several other powers as well but pfft, I can't remember the name of every single supporting mutant, nobody cares about them anyway.

So there you go using some simple research I've completely refuted Christianity.
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I must of missed that episode. :P I don't Really watch TV anymore sans Youtube.
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Fucking win.

Oh oh, do Muhammed! (sp, teehee)
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Entertaining. Not, as I'm sure you realized, very original - this idea has been joked about before, and has also been alluded to seriously in one or two novels.

Now that I've been a party-pooper, I thought the delivery was four stars. My favorite line was,
Fagulous wrote:But Fagulous you ask, "He came back from the dead how could he not be the son of God?"

To this I laugh at you
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Just what freaking X-man hasn't come back from the dead?
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Original Sin wrote:Fucking win.

Oh oh, do Muhammed! (sp, teehee)
Don't forget L Ron Hubbard too :lol:
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Oh man a D from potter?

I must be losing my touch. :o
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Oh and as for the miracle birth, pfft The Virgin Mary was a mutant too. Her power? Immaculate Conception!!! The lamest superpower evar. Absolutily useless in a battle. But if she can keep churning out super babies she does have some use.
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malictus wrote:
Original Sin wrote:Fucking win.

Oh oh, do Muhammed! (sp, teehee)
Don't forget L Ron Hubbard too :lol:
L. Ron Hubbard = Sidon from Crimson. Intelligent, creative, charismatic... sociopath. :wink:
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PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2 : CRUCIFY THIS

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Eh, I know everybody's seen that episode, but I felt it had to be mentioned.
I love Family Guy's cartoon depiction of Jesus XD.
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I don't know about a mutant, but he IS an u83r h4x0r.

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dance1005 wrote:PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2 : CRUCIFY THIS

Eh, I know everybody's seen that episode, but I felt it had to be mentioned.
I love Family Guy's cartoon depiction of Jesus XD.
What episode of what? :wink:
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Arka wrote:
dance1005 wrote:PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2 : CRUCIFY THIS

Eh, I know everybody's seen that episode, but I felt it had to be mentioned.
I love Family Guy's cartoon depiction of Jesus XD.
What episode of what? :wink:
I'm not sure if I should answer because of the emoticon...but I will anyway.

"North by North Quahog" of Family Guy.
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Fagulous wrote:Oh man a D from potter?

I must be losing my touch. :o
nothing personal, you just made fun of the one subject i care about.
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