HI, IM GEORGE ZIMMER, CEO AND CO-FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. RECENTLY I WAS TAKING MY TESTICULAR TITANIC OUT FOR A TROT, AND MY EYES WERE DRAWN TO A JIGGLY JAUNDIT JAILBAIT EXITING A STORE CALLED 'HOT TOPIC.' UNBEKNOWNST TO ME THIS RADICALLY RETARDED ESTABLISHMENT MAKES IT'S PROFITS OFF OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DEPRESSED WITH THE WAY THEY LOOK. INSTEAD OF GARBING THEMSELVES IN MY MAGNIFICANT SWEATSHOP SUPPLIED SUITS, THEY CHOOSE TO LOOK LIKE THEY LIVE IN A DUMPSTER BEHIND A MCDONALDS. WASTING NO TIME, MY ERECT ELEPHANT EXCALIBUR CUT A SWATH OF NO LESS THAN FIFTY METERS, SPARING HER FROM HER DEPRESSING DUDS. MY MONOLITHIC MOMMY MAKER THEN SHOWED HER THE ERROR OF HER WAYS AS I RENDED HER NAUGHTY BITS SO HARD THE VICTIMS OF 9/11 WOULD STILL SCREAM IN AGONY.
"Of course, if grammar is to be the hallmark of humanity, it will be a bit of a letdown in our self-image."
As the resident grammar Nazi (if only in my own mind), I had to share that quote. It came from a debate about what differentiates humans from animals and at what point a fetus can be considered to be human, among other things.
Also, the "Cocky players" thread debate made me think of this image, but I thought it would be a bit uncivilized to post it there:
Not that anyone here probably cares, but Jessica Simpson's new single 'A Public Affair' sounds JUST like Madonna's 'Holiday'. Same key, tempo, chord progression, and song structure.
Vanilla Ice, explaining the difference between 'Under Pressure' and 'Ice Ice Baby' wrote:Theirs goes, 'Ding ding ding dingy ding-ding.' Ours goes, 'Ding ding ding ding dingy ding-ding.'
I was just thinking today... I think that indyddr should have a swear filter on and filter out the words hot topic because whenever someone says it it tends to turn into a hot topic (that is a pun for flame wars). That or supply flame retardant suits at the enterance to the topics in which the topic is being discussed at...
Maybe it should also apply to the numbers 14 and 18 too
dance1005 wrote:Fucking retarded bots, bumping threads with dildos.
Original Sin wrote:Since it has yet to be done, and it is somewhat mandatory I think,
I shall give birth to this thread. The one, the only, the lengenday,
Random Thoughts Of The Day!
Let it begin once more, let it roam the wild lands once again,
let it live on forever.
Now, go forth and post your random brain children, and let them
mingle here.