So I was reading Mens Health...

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:16 am

Riot wrote:Was me buying you McDonalds all last semester some kind of extended metaphor then?

You know I like it super sized.

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:58 pm

Fluffyumpkins wrote:
Riot wrote:Was me buying you McDonalds all last semester some kind of extended metaphor then?
You know I like it super sized.

My nuggets are 100% white meat.

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:42 pm

Riot wrote:
Fluffyumpkins wrote:
Riot wrote:Was me buying you McDonalds all last semester some kind of extended metaphor then?
You know I like it super sized.
My nuggets are 100% white meat.

I said super sized, not a kids meal.

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:41 pm

Fluffyumpkins wrote:
Riot wrote:
Fluffyumpkins wrote: You know I like it super sized.
My nuggets are 100% white meat.
I said super sized, not a kids meal.

There's a special toy if you dig in far enough. It gets a little greasy at the bottom of the bag though, so watch out.

x3Mamimi · Post by **x3Mamimi** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:45 pm

I'm the lucky guy.

lgolem · Post by **lgolem** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:48 pm

This is one very disturbing thread we have going on here.

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:32 am

Oh....my goodness.

This is like a train wreck........so horrible, but you can't look away.

Not to mention stop giggling.

Original Sin · Post by **Original Sin** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:33 pm

ha ha ha, oh Indy DDR....how I love thee.

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:55 pm

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:For god's sake, just drop a five and hire a tramp. >_<

is it too late to make a your mom joke about this statement? or is the post too old?

yes I was a little slow on the catch.

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:21 pm

You just have to be unnartually limber to do this sort of thing I swear. In most of the self oral porn I've seen. A lot of the more well endowed men, don't really seems to go the distance if you know what I'm saying. it's the average guys that seem to be missing ribs, I swear I don't think people were meant to bend like that.

Math · Post by **Math** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:50 pm

Do you think taking Yoga would help?!

Green Tea · Post by **Green Tea** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:34 pm

Math wrote:Do you think taking Yoga would help?!

I've actually heard that's why alot of guys do yoga

(there was an snl skit about it once... looking:::) (( can't find it))

XxJennaxX · Post by **XxJennaxX** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:42 am

boys are so gross. and just a question for the boys...

if you could pleasure youselves like that [and i assume you would only finish the job], yet you wont kiss your gf's after they do it for you?

makes no sense to me.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:07 am

XxJennaxX wrote:boys are so gross. and just a question for the boys...

if you could pleasure youselves like that [and i assume you would only finish the job], yet you wont kiss your gf's after they do it for you?

makes no sense to me.

Uh... I kiss my girlfriend afterward. I just make sure she swallows and such... >.>

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Sat Jul 15, 2006 2:35 pm

Spazz wrote:
XxJennaxX wrote:boys are so gross. and just a question for the boys...

if you could pleasure youselves like that [and i assume you would only finish the job], yet you wont kiss your gf's after they do it for you?

makes no sense to me.
Uh... I kiss my girlfriend afterward. I just make sure she swallows and such... >.>

Snowballing, anyone?

XxJennaxX wrote:if you could pleasure youselves like that [and i assume you would only finish the job], yet you wont kiss your gf's after they do it for you?

Sounds like you have yourself a problem there. XD
And see? Jenna understands that this is a really gross thing, too! XP

Green Tea wrote:s it too late to make a your mom joke about this statement? or is the post too old?

yes I was a little slow on the catch.

Nah, it's never too late. XD My mom's open for "your mom" jokes twenty-four hours a day, seven whole days a week. XD