So I was reading Mens Health...

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:37 am

blackcat24 wrote:........................................................................

Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm summing up for this whole thread.

Not to mention that it irks me that a guy would be interested in [censored for children possibly reading, but we all know what goes here, don't we?]. That's just........my goodness.

For god's sake, just drop a five and hire a tramp. >_<

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:40 am

...if you could eat yourself out you know you would

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:55 pm

Potter wrote:...if you could eat yourself out you know you would

No, I probably wouldn't.

I think I like being surprised more than I would like being able to do that myself.

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:51 pm

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:
Not to mention that it irks me that a guy would be interested in [censored for children possibly reading, but we all know what goes here, don't we?]. That's just........my goodness.

For god's sake, just drop a five and hire a tramp. >_<

You have a lot to learn about guys. Seriously.

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:24 pm

mexican ninja wrote:
Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:
Not to mention that it irks me that a guy would be interested in [censored for children possibly reading, but we all know what goes here, don't we?]. That's just........my goodness.

For god's sake, just drop a five and hire a tramp. >_<

You have a lot to learn about guys. Seriously.

Well, I've just learned that men would be interested in doing that to themselves. XD

I think that's all I need to know. XD XD

BeatmaniacIIDX · Post by **BeatmaniacIIDX** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:54 am

I wish I could, I'd never need the hellspawns known as women ever again.

blackcat · Post by **blackcat** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:57 am

I actually told one of my guy friends to go suck his own dick, in the middle of a fake argument, just to see what he would say....and he was like, "nah, it's not as much fun."

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:52 pm

blackcat24 wrote:I actually told one of my guy friends to go suck his own dick, in the middle of a fake argument, just to see what he would say....and he was like, "nah, it's not as much fun."

See, these are things that women don't need to know about men. And things that men don't need to know about men.

It's creepy. And freakishly disturbing.

Pheadra · Post by **Pheadra** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:01 pm

Nah guys need to ask their gf or friend that is a girl to suck him in the kitchen lol.

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution · Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:20 pm

Pheadra wrote:Nah guys need to ask their gf or friend that is a girl to suck him in the kitchen lol.

See, this is kind of my thought. (Maybe not in the kitchen, but...yeah). If you can't get your girlfriend or another girl to do it, then...it's kind of like they don't deserve it. XD And doing it themselves is disturbing and desperate.

Fluffyumpkins · Post by **Fluffyumpkins** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:16 pm

C'mon now.

Some people go get fast food when they're hungry. Yeah, it's bad but man is it delicious.

Some people perform a manual-bj when they're "boners". Yeah, it's bad but man is it delicious.

Riot · Post by **Riot** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:30 pm

Was me buying you McDonalds all last semester some kind of extended metaphor then?

mexican ninja · Post by **mexican ninja** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:58 pm

What Fluffy said. Straight up.

Fagulous · Post by **Fagulous** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:21 am

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:
Pheadra wrote:Nah guys need to ask their gf or friend that is a girl to suck him in the kitchen lol.
See, this is kind of my thought. (Maybe not in the kitchen, but...yeah). If you can't get your girlfriend or another girl to do it, then...it's kind of like they don't deserve it. XD And doing it themselves is disturbing and desperate.

you have no idea how big the market is for self-sucking porn.

It's not really desperate so much as it is, "Hey look what I can do!"

Potter · Post by **Potter** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:18 am

Mosh_Mosh_Revolution wrote:
Pheadra wrote:Nah guys need to ask their gf or friend that is a girl to suck him in the kitchen lol.
See, this is kind of my thought. (Maybe not in the kitchen, but...yeah). If you can't get your girlfriend or another girl to do it, then...it's kind of like they don't deserve it. XD And doing it themselves is disturbing and desperate.

if people went with that logic therd be no such thing as masturbation.

theres a whole lot more to it than "get yur sister to do it" time, location, etc.